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Scotty_Rogers
05/13/17 8:42:09 AM
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http://www.kanzenshuu.com/translations/adventure-special-toriyama-qa/

Akira Toriyama said...
I’d like to be the sort of geezer who pretends to be senile so they can peep on their daughter in the bath.


The fuck is wrong with that man?
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NeonOctopus
05/13/17 8:48:09 AM
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Maze_
05/13/17 8:48:15 AM
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I like how he said God made the Dragonballs.

Then it turns out it was green alien slugmen.

What would you want to be reincarnated as?
As a human. I’d want to be born once more as myself, but more talented.


This is so sad...but yet relatable.


Would you like to cheat on her?
I’m not that brave. But if I knew I wouldn’t be found out, I’d like to try it just a little bit.


Erm
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Verdekal
05/13/17 8:53:46 AM
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He's become Master Roshi.
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AceMos
05/13/17 8:54:30 AM
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thanks japan just thanks >.<
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M-Watcher
05/13/17 8:56:03 AM
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Master Roshi is the true author-insert, not Toribot.
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scoobydoobydont
05/13/17 9:00:16 AM
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Back_Stabbath
05/13/17 9:01:27 AM
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M-Watcher posted...
Master Roshi is the true author-insert, not Toribot.

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PrettyTonyTiger
05/13/17 9:12:41 AM
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scoobydoobydont posted...
Shocking!

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Solar_Crimson
05/13/17 9:24:44 AM
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Maze_ posted...
What would you want to be reincarnated as?
As a human. I’d want to be born once more as myself, but more talented.

Yep, this is me.
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GiftedACIII
05/13/17 5:09:43 PM
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lol DBZ
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Zikten
05/13/17 5:11:13 PM
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I wish he would do a series about Master Roshi's youth
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Offworlder1
05/13/17 5:15:57 PM
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He is a dirty old man, shocker, Olong, Roshi, and Yamcha did not clue you in ?
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Alucard188
05/13/17 5:23:58 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
http://www.kanzenshuu.com/translations/adventure-special-toriyama-qa/

Akira Toriyama said...
I’d like to be the sort of geezer who pretends to be senile so they can peep on their daughter in the bath.


The fuck is wrong with that man?


Roshi is probably his spirit animal.
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Skye Reynolds
05/13/17 5:30:31 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Maze_ posted...
What would you want to be reincarnated as?
As a human. I’d want to be born once more as myself, but more talented.

Yep, this is humanity.


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SavenForever
05/15/17 2:22:59 AM
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After seeing the first two episodes of Dragon Ball, I am not surprised by this.
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Z_Zenkai1992
05/17/17 1:27:30 AM
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surely, he must be joking
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FF_Relapse
05/17/17 1:33:36 AM
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Scotty_Rogers
05/18/17 4:35:49 PM
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Toriyama is a sick fuck!
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Lightsasori
05/18/17 4:40:39 PM
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SavenForever posted...
After seeing the first two episodes of Dragon Ball, I am not surprised by this.


Pretty much lol
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Solid Sonic
05/18/17 4:42:04 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
http://www.kanzenshuu.com/translations/adventure-special-toriyama-qa/

Akira Toriyama said...
I’d like to be the sort of geezer who pretends to be senile so they can peep on their daughter in the bath.


The fuck is wrong with that man?

O_o

*Opens a can of beer and slides it across the table.*
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tremain07
05/18/17 4:53:13 PM
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Why is anybody surprised? This is the same guy who wrote a one shot of a super heroine getting raped repeatedly as a gag until she just quit super hero business to become a hooker.
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Duncanwii
05/18/17 4:55:11 PM
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Remember when Goku took off Bulma's panties so she accidentally flashed Roshi? Would that happen today?
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Lightsasori
05/18/17 5:28:28 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Why is anybody surprised? This is the same guy who wrote a one shot of a super heroine getting raped repeatedly as a gag until she just quit super hero business to become a hooker.


Wat? This can't be real.
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Turbam
05/18/17 5:29:34 PM
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He just wants to be sure his daughter isn't becoming a slut.
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frozenshock
05/18/17 5:29:45 PM
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Akira likes hot girls.

Kind of like Donald Trump.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/18/17 5:32:05 PM
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This is older than Kami.
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tremain07
05/18/17 5:44:09 PM
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Lightsasori posted...
tremain07 posted...
Why is anybody surprised? This is the same guy who wrote a one shot of a super heroine getting raped repeatedly as a gag until she just quit super hero business to become a hooker.


Wat? This can't be real.

It's real she starts out answering a call for help, crashes into somebody because she can't fly nor does she have super powers of any sorts, so she takes a taxi to follow a pair of bank robbers, turns out she can't pay the cabbie so he demands he "pay with her body" and rapes her, she then gets dressed, kicks down the door to the gangsters hideout, Gangster rapes her and gives her some money, the last panel is her in generic hooker gear on a side corner, heckling the price with a john.

I remember it clearly because A, it was drawn by him and B, it's very easy to recognize his style of drawing.
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myztikrice
05/18/17 6:00:30 PM
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Would you like to cheat on her?
I’m not that brave. But if I knew I wouldn’t be found out, I’d like to try it just a little bit.


lol wtf, who asks this?
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Lightsasori
05/18/17 6:50:00 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Lightsasori posted...
tremain07 posted...
Why is anybody surprised? This is the same guy who wrote a one shot of a super heroine getting raped repeatedly as a gag until she just quit super hero business to become a hooker.


Wat? This can't be real.

It's real she starts out answering a call for help, crashes into somebody because she can't fly nor does she have super powers of any sorts, so she takes a taxi to follow a pair of bank robbers, turns out she can't pay the cabbie so he demands he "pay with her body" and rapes her, she then gets dressed, kicks down the door to the gangsters hideout, Gangster rapes her and gives her some money, the last panel is her in generic hooker gear on a side corner, heckling the price with a john.

I remember it clearly because A, it was drawn by him and B, it's very easy to recognize his style of drawing.


Holy shit, what the hell is this called?
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tremain07
05/18/17 7:25:29 PM
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I don't remember I only saw it in passing last year
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Scotty_Rogers
05/18/17 7:27:41 PM
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Lady Red
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Scotty_Rogers
05/18/17 7:29:27 PM
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It's real. Lady Red. Published in 1987, I think.
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GiftedACIII
05/18/17 7:29:57 PM
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Oh I stand corrected then.
Never hurts to be cautious when it comes to him though
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pikachupwnage
05/18/17 7:31:42 PM
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"Why doesn’t Kuririn have a nose?
Hmm… (long silence). Kuririn has a physical idiosyncrasy that allows him to breathe through his skin."

I want this to become a plot point In the tournament.
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3rd_Best_Master
05/18/17 7:36:45 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
"Why doesn’t Kuririn have a nose?
Hmm… (long silence). Kuririn has a physical idiosyncrasy that allows him to breathe through his skin."

I want this to become a plot point In the tournament.

It already was in Dragon Ball. Krillin was matched up against a guy who used his stench as a weapon. It was so strong he knocked out everyone around him and had Krillin defenseless until Goku reminded him that he didn't even have a nose, then he kicked his ass.
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Scotty_Rogers
05/18/17 7:40:11 PM
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Krillin smelled Bulma booty in DB, so no.
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Lightsasori
05/18/17 8:42:15 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Lady Red


Wow, it's actually real. Like holy shit.
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Scotty_Rogers
05/19/17 3:17:37 AM
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Toriyama is disgusting!
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Turtlebread
05/19/17 3:21:16 AM
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Maze_
05/19/17 7:52:11 AM
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Also the guy who rapes her is the tournament announcer from DBZ

You won't look at him the same way again will you?
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