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Bass_X0 05/13/17 4:06:22 AM #1:	http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/boy_umbrella_jump.php A seven-year-old boy miraculously survived after jumping out of a 10-story window on Monday while holding an umbrella, trying to imitate a cartoon that he had been watching. After watching a cartoon character use an umbrella as a parachute to safely jump down to the ground from a great height, the boy in Suzhou reportedly decided that he wanted to give that a try as well. However, it was not the umbrella that ended up saving his life, but a power line which slowed his fall on the way down. The boy sustained serious injuries from the fall, but following surgery doctors said that his life was longer in danger. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:879011681] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/boy_umbrella_jump.php <quote>A seven-year-old boy miraculously survived after jumping out of a 10-story window on Monday while holding an umbrella, trying to imitate a cartoon that he had been watching. After watching a cartoon character use an umbrella as a parachute to safely jump down to the ground from a great height, the boy in Suzhou reportedly decided that he wanted to give that a try as well. However, it was not the umbrella that ended up saving his life, but a power line which slowed his fall on the way down. The boy sustained serious injuries from the fall, but following surgery doctors said that his life was longer in danger.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/13/17 4:08:23 AM #2:	Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:879011730] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 05/13/17 4:08:41 AM #3:	I used to jump from heights using a parachute when i was a kid --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade http://i.imgur.com/MYYEIx5.gif http://i.imgur.com/WGE12ef.jpg <cite>solosnake posted [p:879011743] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>I used to jump from heights using a parachute when i was a kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/13/17 4:14:08 AM #4:	MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:879011873] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/13/17 4:15:22 AM #5:	Irony posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:879011900] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me</quote> You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/13/17 4:15:32 AM #6:	I'm amazed he lived --- I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:879011906] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>I'm amazed he lived</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 05/13/17 4:16:17 AM #7:	inbd danny devito --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:879011920] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>inbd danny devito</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/13/17 4:17:02 AM #8:	Not a single time --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:879011935] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Not a single time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hash-Brown 05/13/17 4:17:51 AM #9:	I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>Hash-Brown posted [p:879011950] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dollarflashsale 05/13/17 4:20:48 AM #10:	Hash-Brown posted... I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! since you are Mary Poppins, i'm your mom. fuck off. <cite>dollarflashsale posted [p:879012004] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite> <quote>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!</quote> since you are Mary Poppins, i'm your mom. fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 05/13/17 4:21:23 AM #11:	Why wouldn't you try it off a bed or couch or something first like a normal kid ._. --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:879012023] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Why wouldn't you try it off a bed or couch or something first like a normal kid ._.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 05/13/17 4:26:04 AM #12:	10 stories, though. at least the kid will have a crazy story to tell when he's older. --- http://i.imgur.com/dL319hV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qzEHw.gifv <cite>boxington posted [p:879012136] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>10 stories, though. at least the kid will have a crazy story to tell when he's older.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/13/17 4:29:40 AM #13:	boxington posted... 10 stories, though. at least the kid will have a crazy story to tell when he's older. No kidding, that's confidence right there. I at worst did it off of the top of a bunk bed and sprained my ankle for a week or two. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:879012202] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>10 stories, though. at least the kid will have a crazy story to tell when he's older.</quote> No kidding, that's confidence right there. I at worst did it off of the top of a bunk bed and sprained my ankle for a week or two.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/13/17 4:33:00 AM #14:	MabusIncarnate posted... boxington posted... 10 stories, though. at least the kid will have a crazy story to tell when he's older. No kidding, that's confidence right there. I at worst did it off of the top of a bunk bed and sprained my ankle for a week or two. i sprained my ankle once on the playground but it wasn't from jumping off it :(. had a weak ankle for years as a result until it somehow fixed itself (injured it again) and never had that issue. --- There's just a level of difference between people, and it translates into some pizzas: DifferentialEquation <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:879012262] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>boxington posted...</cite> <quote>10 stories, though. at least the kid will have a crazy story to tell when he's older.</quote> No kidding, that's confidence right there. I at worst did it off of the top of a bunk bed and sprained my ankle for a week or two.</quote> i sprained my ankle once on the playground but it wasn't from jumping off it :(. had a weak ankle for years as a result until it somehow fixed itself (injured it again) and never had that issue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 05/13/17 4:41:54 AM #15:	I don't know if I ever did this, but I still have a J shaped scar on one of my toes from cutting it on an umbrella (on the metal thing you press down to close the umbrella) when I was like 3. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:879012447] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>I don't know if I ever did this, but I still have a J shaped scar on one of my toes from cutting it on an umbrella (on the metal thing you press down to close the umbrella) when I was like 3.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jamanjax 05/13/17 5:24:35 AM #16:	MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. Sure, but I was smart enough to give the ** a trial run first. None of this "oh, tenth story seems appropriate" nonsense. Kid's got balls of steel though. Duke would be proud. --- He who has the blues, has a good thing. <cite>Jamanjax posted [p:879013258] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> Sure, but I was smart enough to give the ** a trial run first. None of this "oh, tenth story seems appropriate" nonsense. Kid's got balls of steel though. Duke would be proud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 05/13/17 5:33:28 AM #17:	http://dtlon6z3v1kfl.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/07143147/darwin.jpg That is all. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:879013419] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>http://dtlon6z3v1kfl.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/07143147/darwin.jpg That is all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 05/13/17 5:37:34 AM #18:	MabusIncarnate posted... Irony posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all? I did dumb shit but I can't say I remember doing that --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:879013480] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me</quote> You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all?</quote> I did dumb shit but I can't say I remember doing that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syko_Darksyde 05/13/17 6:05:26 AM #19:	Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead. --- Remember, if you find yourself alone riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium. And you're already dead. <cite>Syko_Darksyde posted [p:879013953] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ooooooohhhhh 05/13/17 6:09:05 AM #20:	Wow its a miracle he survived. Great news for once in a tragic scenario <cite>Ooooooohhhhh posted [p:879014020] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Wow its a miracle he survived. Great news for once in a tragic scenario</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 05/13/17 6:13:12 AM #21:	There was one time where I was walking down the street with an umbrella and the wind carried me off the ground for a couple of seconds. I was 5 or 6 --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:879014067] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>There was one time where I was walking down the street with an umbrella and the wind carried me off the ground for a couple of seconds. I was 5 or 6</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syko_Darksyde 05/13/17 6:17:52 AM #22:	Ooooooohhhhh posted... Wow its a miracle he survived. Great news for once in a tragic scenario Ummm no? The kids is obviously stupid and he's going to pass on his stupid genes. --- Remember, if you find yourself alone riding through green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium. And you're already dead. <cite>Syko_Darksyde posted [p:879014146] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ooooooohhhhh posted...</cite> <quote>Wow its a miracle he survived. Great news for once in a tragic scenario</quote> Ummm no? The kids is obviously stupid and he's going to pass on his stupid genes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/13/17 6:18:42 AM #23:	Hash-Brown posted... I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! Came in expecting this lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:879014164] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite><quote>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!</quote> Came in expecting this lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 05/13/17 7:07:57 AM #24:	Hash-Brown posted... I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! ~~Except this kid actually lived (T-T)~~ <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:879014936] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite> <quote>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!</quote> Except this kid actually lived (T-T)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DemonBuffet 05/13/17 7:09:33 AM #25:	Kitt posted... Hash-Brown posted... I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! Came in expecting this lmao Lmao! --- Trololol <cite>DemonBuffet posted [p:879014963] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite><quote>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!</quote> Came in expecting this lmao</quote> Lmao!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Menardi 05/13/17 7:24:44 AM #26:	DemonBuffet posted... Kitt posted... Hash-Brown posted... I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! Came in expecting this lmao Lmao! <cite>Menardi posted [p:879015215] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>DemonBuffet posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hash-Brown posted...</cite><quote>I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!</quote> Came in expecting this lmao</quote> Lmao!</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clyde_frog 05/13/17 7:39:58 AM #27:	Syko_Darksyde posted... Ooooooohhhhh posted... Wow its a miracle he survived. Great news for once in a tragic scenario Ummm no? The kids is obviously stupid and he's going to pass on his stupid genes. Shut the fuck up, I'm already sick of you. Wishing death on a 7 year old? ..Oh right, I'm on CE. --- http://i.imgur.com/UFOAF.gif https://i.imgur.com/aPQ00PI.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71fpsIYJA1qf1116o1_500.jpg <cite>clyde_frog posted [p:879015523] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syko_Darksyde posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ooooooohhhhh posted...</cite> <quote>Wow its a miracle he survived. Great news for once in a tragic scenario</quote> Ummm no? The kids is obviously stupid and he's going to pass on his stupid genes.</quote> Shut the fuck up, I'm already sick of you. Wishing death on a 7 year old? ..Oh right, I'm on CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 05/13/17 7:41:16 AM #28:	Syko_Darksyde posted... Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead. Kid probably has bigger balls than you. --- http://i.imgur.com/ymmqXXN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5iNwXbV.png http://i.imgur.com/HSriaa3.gif http://i.imgur.com/xphiy45.gifv <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:879015550] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Syko_Darksyde posted...</cite> <quote>Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead.</quote> Kid probably has bigger balls than you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 05/13/17 7:44:29 AM #29:	Blue_Dream87 posted... Syko_Darksyde posted... Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead. Kid probably has bigger balls than you. Being stupid takes balls? <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:879015619] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Dream87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syko_Darksyde posted...</cite> <quote>Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead.</quote> Kid probably has bigger balls than you.</quote> Being stupid takes balls?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 05/13/17 7:45:03 AM #30:	I read this and immediately thought of Faust. https://youtu.be/bHwQxURBfrg?t=37s --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|SLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE\|HAF 932\|Samsung 50inch 4K\|HTC Vive <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:879015630] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>I read this and immediately thought of Faust. https://youtu.be/bHwQxURBfrg?t=37s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass_X0 05/13/17 7:56:55 AM #31:	PokemonYoutube posted... Blue_Dream87 posted... Syko_Darksyde posted... Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead. Kid probably has bigger balls than you. Being stupid takes balls? But the cartoon showed him the consequences of jumping down from a height with nothing but an umbrella; that the cartoon character, whoever it was, landed safely on the ground. To his seven year old mind, why would he distrust what a cartoon tells him is perfectly safe? "Because it's not real" is something we learn at an older age than him. When I watched Tom & Jerry with my nephew when he was young, I pointed out all the instances that something happening on screen would kill a real cat. --- "Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN <cite>Bass_X0 posted [p:879015866] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>PokemonYoutube posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Blue_Dream87 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Syko_Darksyde posted...</cite> <quote>Am I bad for expecting to hear that he died? The fact he survived kind of irks me. Stupid people like that should be dead.</quote> Kid probably has bigger balls than you.</quote> Being stupid takes balls?</quote> But the cartoon showed him the consequences of jumping down from a height with nothing but an umbrella; that the cartoon character, whoever it was, landed safely on the ground. To his seven year old mind, why would he distrust what a cartoon tells him is perfectly safe? "Because it's not real" is something we learn at an older age than him. When I watched Tom & Jerry with my nephew when he was young, I pointed out all the instances that something happening on screen would kill a real cat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 05/13/17 8:02:59 AM #32:	Uh, no, I never tried this. --- People say "mixed reception" to damage control negativity. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:879015999] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Uh, no, I never tried this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie 05/13/17 8:03:37 AM #33:	Bass_X0 posted... "Because it's not real" is something we learn at an older age than him. If you don't know not to jump from a ten story building at the age of seven, congratulations! You're a fucking moron. Blame it on the kid, the parents, the school, whatever. Doesn't change that fact that you're a fucking moron. --- FFRK: BRKB Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega cookie posted [p:879016013] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote>"Because it's not real" is something we learn at an older age than him.</quote> If you don't know not to jump from a ten story building at the age of seven, congratulations! You're a fucking moron. Blame it on the kid, the parents, the school, whatever. Doesn't change that fact that you're a fucking moron.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 05/13/17 8:26:16 AM #34:	omega cookie posted... Bass_X0 posted... "Because it's not real" is something we learn at an older age than him. If you don't know not to jump from a ten story building at the age of seven, congratulations! You're a fucking moron. Blame it on the kid, the parents, the school, whatever. Doesn't change that fact that you're a fucking moron. This. Not tryna be mean, but let's not sugarcoat this. When my umbrella got blown inside out from wind, I knew this wouldn't work. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:879016519] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote>"Because it's not real" is something we learn at an older age than him.</quote> If you don't know not to jump from a ten story building at the age of seven, congratulations! You're a fucking moron. Blame it on the kid, the parents, the school, whatever. Doesn't change that fact that you're a fucking moron.</quote> This. Not tryna be mean, but let's not sugarcoat this. When my umbrella got blown inside out from wind, I knew this wouldn't work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dabrikishaw15 05/13/17 9:54:31 AM #35:	Turbam posted... I'm amazed he lived --- 3DS FC: 4382 - 2449 - 5707 IGN: Anthony <cite>Dabrikishaw15 posted [p:879018856] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>I'm amazed he lived</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/13/17 9:58:01 AM #36:	Bass_X0 posted... doctors said that his life was longer in danger. What? Anyway, I don't know who to fault. At 7, kids should know better but then cartoons really shouldn't show stupid shit --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:879018963] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bass_X0 posted...</cite> <quote>doctors said that his life was longer in danger.</quote> What? Anyway, I don't know who to fault. At 7, kids should know better but then cartoons really shouldn't show stupid shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 05/13/17 9:58:28 AM #37:	MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. Yeah, but at least we were all self-aware enough to know that you test fly it by jumping off a bed or a couch, not from an apartment 10 stories up. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:879018969] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> Yeah, but at least we were all self-aware enough to know that you test fly it by jumping off a bed or a couch, not from an apartment 10 stories up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/13/17 10:05:22 AM #38:	I never tried it because we never had an umbrella. Though I did jump off the dresser--probably five feet--pretending I was Mario fighting the giant boo unthat ghost house in SMW. I dunno what I was thinking. Boos deal collision damage even if you jump on them. I should have found some blocks to throw at him instead. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:879019158] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>I never tried it because we never had an umbrella. Though I did jump off the dresser--probably five feet--pretending I was Mario fighting the giant boo unthat ghost house in SMW. I dunno what I was thinking. Boos deal collision damage even if you jump on them. I should have found some blocks to throw at him instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 05/13/17 10:06:38 AM #39:	how did the umbrella stay like that? i'd have thought it would have immediately reversed due to the weight --- http://www.imgur.com/oQHLBrx.jpg http://www.imgur.com/ah5IE8D.jpg http://www.imgur.com/USV84z9.jpg http://www.imgur.com/PSjlohO.jpg <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:879019193] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>how did the umbrella stay like that? i'd have thought it would have immediately reversed due to the weight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 05/13/17 10:07:41 AM #40:	MabusIncarnate posted... Irony posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all? Nope because had common sense when I was little <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:879019226] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me</quote> You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all?</quote> Nope because had common sense when I was little</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 05/13/17 10:07:59 AM #41:	MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. when i was a kid and the basement of our home was being refurbished, there was no railing on the stairs. So I stood at the top with an umbrella and jumped off the side. It didn't work. --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:879019241] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> when i was a kid and the basement of our home was being refurbished, there was no railing on the stairs. So I stood at the top with an umbrella and jumped off the side. It didn't work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/13/17 10:10:06 AM #42:	LeadPipeCinche posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Irony posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all? Nope because had common sense when I was little I didn't jump either. I made parachutes for dolls using plastic bags and bungee ropes using rubber bands but never jumped --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:879019301] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>LeadPipeCinche posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me</quote> You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all?</quote> Nope because had common sense when I was little</quote> I didn't jump either. I made parachutes for dolls using plastic bags and bungee ropes using rubber bands but never jumped</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ave1 05/13/17 10:20:26 AM #43:	The kid apparently has a lack of common sense. Glad he lived. He will now have common sense. --- Is it God who you fear? <cite>ave1 posted [p:879019653] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>The kid apparently has a lack of common sense. Glad he lived. He will now have common sense.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mystere 05/13/17 10:28:56 AM #44:	Next time his mother won't just leave the ACME catalog just laying around. <cite>Mystere posted [p:879019965] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Next time his mother won't just leave the ACME catalog just laying around.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PtlessAgmnts 05/19/17 2:55:29 AM #47:	Lucky the power lines didn't shock him <cite>PtlessAgmnts posted [p:879390531] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>Lucky the power lines didn't shock him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slothica 05/19/17 2:59:18 AM #48:	What a stupid fucking kid. Me and everyone else I know grew up watching shit like Tom and Jerry and the Loony Toons. Aint none of us ever did anything something like that, because we knew we'd fucking die. Glad the kid survived, but goddamn. --- I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked. 3DS FC: 2079-7127-4943 (Pokemon IGN: Zombie, Sage) <cite>slothica posted [p:879390641] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote>What a stupid fucking kid. Me and everyone else I know grew up watching shit like Tom and Jerry and the Loony Toons. Aint none of us ever did anything something like that, because we knew we'd fucking die. Glad the kid survived, but goddamn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 05/19/17 3:01:00 AM #49:	MabusIncarnate posted... Irony posted... MabusIncarnate posted... Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar. I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all? I was terrified of heights as a kid, so I know I certainly didn't --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:879390694] in 7 year old... [t:75341082]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who tells me they didn't attempt this on some level, even as minor as jumping off your bed with an umbrella, is a damn liar.</quote> I didn't do this. IDGAF if you don't believe me</quote> You never, ever in your childhood attempted to makeshift something to fly or fall from higher places without getting hurt? Cardboard wings, bedsheet parachutes, nothing? At all?</quote> I was terrified of heights as a kid, so I know I certainly didn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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