Current Events > 30 years old virgin never kissed a female

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GateOfDoom
05/07/17 12:18:04 AM
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And no im not gay time to hire a hooker?
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Rabid_Banana
05/07/17 12:18:30 AM
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Haha yikes
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Im just doubledare" - doubledare
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ShinigamiSoul
05/07/17 12:20:36 AM
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Don't hire a hooker.
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I dont want a sig!
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evoL_nekorB
05/07/17 12:21:21 AM
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I don't believe you.
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DoctorVader
05/07/17 12:22:02 AM
#5:


Mail order
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It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor
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TheoryzC
05/07/17 12:22:12 AM
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Hire a hooker
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This is where my sigs suppose to be.
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GateOfDoom
05/07/17 12:22:20 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
I don't believe you.


Why would i lie about this
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ShinigamiSoul
05/07/17 12:23:12 AM
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Stay pure and soon you will unlock ultimate power
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I dont want a sig!
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UnicornPorn
05/07/17 12:23:27 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
I don't believe you.

Why is that hard to believe?
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evoL_nekorB
05/07/17 12:26:54 AM
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GateOfDoom posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
I don't believe you.


Why would i lie about this

For attention.
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evoL_nekorB
05/07/17 12:27:19 AM
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UnicornPorn posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
I don't believe you.

Why is that hard to believe?

It's not, but a kiss, c'mon!
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GateOfDoom
05/07/17 12:27:25 AM
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evoL_nekorB posted...
GateOfDoom posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
I don't believe you.


Why would i lie about this

For attention.



I wish i was lying but unfortunately im not
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tremain07
05/07/17 12:28:25 AM
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Ha! I got you beat, I've never hada romantic encounter wahtsoever in my 28 years. No romance, no friends, no life whatsoever. I could die right now and not a single thing would be left behind, wouldn't even havea furnale because there's nobody to invite or contact. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I got nothing
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evoL_nekorB
05/07/17 12:28:34 AM
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GateOfDoom posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
GateOfDoom posted...
evoL_nekorB posted...
I don't believe you.


Why would i lie about this

For attention.



I wish i was lying but unfortunately im not

Really bro? That sucks man, I hope you get it soon.
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