Current Events > $350K a year, BUT...your job is literally staring at a wall in an empty room.

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Caution999 05/05/17 10:21:41 AM #1:	You cannot bring any electronics with you. Your phone is locked up in a locker until 5PM. You get standard time off - starting at 2 weeks of vacation per year. This accumulates, so if you only use one week, next year you will have 3. 5 Sick days that also accumulate. 8:30AM to 5PM every day. Weekends off. You cannot bring reading material or ANYTHING. The most you can do is do some exercising in the empty room (cannot bring equipment) or staring out the window. You have your own private wash-room. Do you take the deal? --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:878517875] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>You cannot bring any electronics with you. Your phone is locked up in a locker until 5PM. You get standard time off - starting at 2 weeks of vacation per year. This accumulates, so if you only use one week, next year you will have 3. 5 Sick days that also accumulate. 8:30AM to 5PM every day. Weekends off. You cannot bring reading material or ANYTHING. The most you can do is do some exercising in the empty room (cannot bring equipment) or staring out the window. You have your own private wash-room. Do you take the deal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 05/05/17 10:22:15 AM #2:	Sure. --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:878517910] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames 05/05/17 10:22:51 AM #3:	Caution999 posted... The most you can do is do some exercising in the empty room (cannot bring equipment) deal --- https://my.mixtape.moe/hhlayb.jpg <cite>FightingGames posted [p:878517936] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>The most you can do is do some exercising in the empty room (cannot bring equipment)</quote> deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 05/05/17 10:22:56 AM #4:	yea wait do i get lunch <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:878517942] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>yea wait do i get lunch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gojak_v3 05/05/17 10:22:57 AM #5:	I'd just adjust my sleeping schedule to that time then. --- http://i.imgtc.com/rIZcfGBEt8.png <cite>Gojak_v3 posted [p:878517943] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>I'd just adjust my sleeping schedule to that time then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NathanX95 05/05/17 10:23:03 AM #6:	Yup, do it for like 10 years max, then retire. <cite>NathanX95 posted [p:878517947] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Yup, do it for like 10 years max, then retire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta2 05/05/17 10:23:30 AM #7:	Sounds good --- http://i.imgur.com/8YZ4i.jpg http://i.imgur.com/205g6FR.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif http://i.imgur.com/IBJCH6O.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:878517966] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Sounds good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 05/05/17 10:23:32 AM #8:	No different than staring at CE --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:878517968] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>No different than staring at CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 05/05/17 10:23:46 AM #9:	I could do it for a couple years probably. Yeah id take it. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:878517979] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>I could do it for a couple years probably. Yeah id take it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green butter 05/05/17 10:24:28 AM #10:	what's the downside? id do this shit now for my current salary lol. not that much different than zoning out on 2hr conference calls where i dont even have to speak or get any action items --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>green butter posted [p:878518017] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>what's the downside? id do this shit now for my current salary lol. not that much different than zoning out on 2hr conference calls where i dont even have to speak or get any action items</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ConfessPlease 05/05/17 10:25:10 AM #11:	Can you request time off for anything? Like any other job.? --- The Heart Wants What It Wants <cite>ConfessPlease posted [p:878518063] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Can you request time off for anything? Like any other job.?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/05/17 10:26:03 AM #12:	I can't bring anything to draw/paint or whatever? Exercise seems like a good use of time...if it weren't 8.5 hours. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:878518115] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>I can't bring anything to draw/paint or whatever? Exercise seems like a good use of time...if it weren't 8.5 hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/05/17 10:26:49 AM #13:	No electronics, but can I bring paper and pencil? --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:878518154] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>No electronics, but can I bring paper and pencil?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazuma_Yagami 05/05/17 10:28:48 AM #14:	well if the job is actually looking at the wall i would imagine sleeping would get you fired --- This space is here only so it looks like I have a sig so my post are more noticeable. My posts look naked without a sig. <cite>Kazuma_Yagami posted [p:878518241] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>well if the job is actually looking at the wall i would imagine sleeping would get you fired</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 05/05/17 10:29:01 AM #15:	ConfessPlease posted... Can you request time off for anything? Like any other job.? Yes DevsBro posted... No electronics, but can I bring paper and pencil? You can bring a notepad and pencil. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:878518253] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>ConfessPlease posted...</cite> <quote>Can you request time off for anything? Like any other job.?</quote> Yes <cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>No electronics, but can I bring paper and pencil?</quote> You can bring a notepad and pencil.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/05/17 10:29:11 AM #16:	Gojak_v3 posted... I'd just adjust my sleeping schedule to that time then. Yeah, but that probably counts as sleeping on the job. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:878518267] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gojak_v3 posted...</cite> <quote>I'd just adjust my sleeping schedule to that time then.</quote> Yeah, but that probably counts as sleeping on the job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 05/05/17 10:29:29 AM #17:	I guess you can sleep but it has to be on the hard ground --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:878518286] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>I guess you can sleep but it has to be on the hard ground</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 05/05/17 10:31:23 AM #18:	Hell yeah. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:878518382] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Hell yeah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 05/05/17 10:31:29 AM #19:	Caution999 posted... You can bring a notepad and paper. Oh fucking deal dude. I've always wanted an excuse to learn proper drawing techniques. I'll research in my spare time and practice at work. Man I wish these things were real sometimes. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:878518390] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote> You can bring a notepad and paper. </quote> Oh fucking deal dude. I've always wanted an excuse to learn proper drawing techniques. I'll research in my spare time and practice at work. Man I wish these things were real sometimes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
addled 05/05/17 10:31:36 AM #20:	Caution999 posted... I guess you can sleep but it has to be on the hard ground That's not a problem. No books? Sounds easy, I'm in. --- Practice random acts of mindlessness. <cite>addled posted [p:878518397] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>I guess you can sleep but it has to be on the hard ground</quote> That's not a problem. No books? Sounds easy, I'm in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 05/05/17 10:32:43 AM #21:	FrenchCrunch posted... lunch <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:878518459] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote>lunch</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
barnnn 05/05/17 10:32:43 AM #22:	Sounds like a good deal to me. <cite>barnnn posted [p:878518460] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a good deal to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 05/05/17 10:33:19 AM #23:	FrenchCrunch posted... FrenchCrunch posted... lunch Hour lunch in the free world --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:878518482] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote>lunch</quote></quote> Hour lunch in the free world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrenchCrunch 05/05/17 10:33:35 AM #24:	Caution999 posted... FrenchCrunch posted... FrenchCrunch posted... lunch Hour lunch in the free world easy yes <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:878518497] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrenchCrunch posted...</cite> <quote>lunch</quote></quote> Hour lunch in the free world</quote> easy yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
epik_fail1 05/05/17 10:34:30 AM #25:	I have been a security guard before, I have the qualifications to do that. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! <cite>epik_fail1 posted [p:878518548] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>I have been a security guard before, I have the qualifications to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 05/05/17 10:36:12 AM #26:	this is ezpz unless the premise is -must remain seated and still -must stare at the wall intently <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:878518640] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>this is ezpz unless the premise is -must remain seated and still -must stare at the wall intently</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 05/05/17 10:36:54 AM #27:	My eyelids are technically empty walls. I could stare at those from 8:30am to 5pm all day every day. Easy deal. --- http://i.imgur.com/ByKGlJb.gif http://i.imgur.com/nZdaA8D.gif http://i.imgur.com/VBLBILg.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:878518675] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>My eyelids are technically empty walls. I could stare at those from 8:30am to 5pm all day every day. Easy deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 05/05/17 10:38:13 AM #28:	Can I try it for a while? Is there a minimum amount of time you're roped into? I feel that's the kicker really. Anyone could do this for a bit. I mean even if I only lasted a month and you accounted for the highest tax bracket you'd still net a pretty easy $15k --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z316/CeliaOfTheSky/Pinky0926.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:878518731] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Can I try it for a while? Is there a minimum amount of time you're roped into? I feel that's the kicker really. Anyone could do this for a bit. I mean even if I only lasted a month and you accounted for the highest tax bracket you'd still net a pretty easy $15k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Omnislasher 05/05/17 10:43:28 AM #29:	could not do <cite>Omnislasher posted [p:878519019] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>could not do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 05/05/17 10:43:35 AM #30:	Sure. --- http://devastationdvt.bandcamp.com/ http://i.imgur.com/e7sCCSb.png http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:878519025] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bladedhalo 05/05/17 10:44:22 AM #31:	In a second. --- give him the gift that's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman: the back of your hand -- s0nicfan <cite>bladedhalo posted [p:878519067] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>In a second.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 05/05/17 10:46:16 AM #32:	Caution999 posted... You can bring a notepad and pencil. Oh yeah then. I could do that for a couple months. It'd be just like when I used to get ISS in elementary and middle school. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:878519149] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote> You can bring a notepad and pencil.</quote> Oh yeah then. I could do that for a couple months. It'd be just like when I used to get ISS in elementary and middle school.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 05/05/17 10:48:00 AM #33:	deel --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:878519238] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>deel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SavenForever 05/05/17 10:54:47 AM #34:	Oh fuck yeah, this is one of the greatest deals I have ever seen. --- http://i.imgur.com/aFt7pKH.jpg <cite>SavenForever posted [p:878519615] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Oh fuck yeah, this is one of the greatest deals I have ever seen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToiletDuck64 05/05/17 11:30:26 AM #35:	staring out the window What can be seen on the other side of the window? This is important. --- Watch this space... <cite>ToiletDuck64 posted [p:878521499] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><quote>staring out the window</quote> What can be seen on the other side of the window? This is important.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 05/05/17 11:33:46 AM #36:	A courtyard with a tree, and plenty of people coming and going. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:878521679] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>A courtyard with a tree, and plenty of people coming and going.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Protoman_X38 05/05/17 11:41:13 AM #37:	Caution999 posted... A courtyard with a tree, and plenty of people coming and going. deal --- http://i.imgur.com/NTVFQgh.png?1 <cite>Protoman_X38 posted [p:878522047] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>A courtyard with a tree, and plenty of people coming and going.</quote> deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legend253 05/05/17 11:44:11 AM #38:	Stay up all night, sleep from 8a-5:30p --- GT: Lord Avon <cite>legend253 posted [p:878522191] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Stay up all night, sleep from 8a-5:30p</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 05/05/17 11:51:13 AM #39:	yes --- You think you've Got problems? http://i.imgur.com/vgckRUN.jpg <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:878522588] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ManWithGun 05/05/17 12:08:34 PM #40:	Easiest 350k I've ever made. --- Heeeey <cite>ManWithGun posted [p:878523574] in $350K a ye... [t:75313985]...</cite> <quote>Easiest 350k I've ever made.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $350K a year, BUT...your job is literally staring at a wall in an empty room.