Current Events > Carmelo Anthony alleged knocked up a stripper lol

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green butter
04/18/17 4:46:44 PM
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2704280-carmelo-anthony-gentlemans-club-dancer-allegedly-pregnant-together

According to TMZ Sports, the woman said she is six-and-a-half months pregnant with Melo's child, and she reportedly expects Melo to contribute financially.


RIP Melo's marriage

Goodbye 50% of his shit

Hello 100k+/month child support to a stripper



idk why these NBA players get themselves into these situations, at the very least just use a condom and flush that shit lol
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chrono625
04/18/17 4:47:34 PM
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Men's birth control can't come soon enough.
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Veggeta_MAX
04/18/17 4:48:04 PM
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chrono625 posted...
Men's birth control can't come soon enough.

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The Admiral
04/18/17 4:48:54 PM
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Can't play defense in bed either.
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green butter
04/18/17 4:50:30 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Can't play defense in bed either.

there were some good lines on Reddit

"it's the low effort D"

"lost the only ring he can get"

"thrives in isolation"

"at least he can finally shoot"
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tremain07
04/18/17 4:50:43 PM
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IMAO
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chill02
04/18/17 4:51:42 PM
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green butter posted...
The Admiral posted...
Can't play defense in bed either.

there were some good lines on Reddit

"it's the low effort D"

"lost the only ring he can get"

"thrives in isolation"

"at least he can finally shoot"

savage
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DarkChozoGhost
04/18/17 4:52:33 PM
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chrono625 posted...
Men's birth control can't come soon enough.

We'd have it, but the studies keep getting cancelled because it causes side effects similar to what women experience on their birth control
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I Like Toast
04/18/17 4:54:54 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
it causes side effects similar to what women experience on their birth control

It causes men to miss their periods?
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Bishop9800
04/18/17 4:56:11 PM
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green butter posted...
"lost the only ring he can get"

"thrives in isolation"

"at least he can finally shoot"

I'm crying here!!!
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emblem boy
04/18/17 4:56:15 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
it causes side effects similar to what women experience on their birth control

It causes men to miss their periods?


I'm guessing he means hormonal issues?
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John_Galt
04/18/17 4:56:31 PM
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green butter posted...
The Admiral posted...
Can't play defense in bed either.

there were some good lines on Reddit

"it's the low effort D"

"lost the only ring he can get"

"thrives in isolation"

"at least he can finally shoot"

Lol
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DarkChozoGhost
04/18/17 4:56:54 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
DarkChozoGhost posted...
it causes side effects similar to what women experience on their birth control

It causes men to miss their periods?

yeah
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Offworlder1
04/18/17 4:58:20 PM
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When his marriage, and his money would be at risk why the hell can't he be smart enough to wear a condom ?, They are not great but with so much at stake you DO NOT risk all your shit like that.
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Veggeta_MAX
04/18/17 5:04:19 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
When his marriage, and his money would be at risk why the hell can't he be smart enough to wear a condom ?, They are not great but with so much at stake you DO NOT risk all your shit like that.

Dude is going through some mental break down for sure. I mean all of his peers that been drafted the same year has got a ring and he ain't got shit.
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tremain07
04/18/17 5:07:02 PM
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This is what happens when you let garbage into the NBA
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chrono625
04/18/17 5:08:10 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
When his marriage, and his money would be at risk why the hell can't he be smart enough to wear a condom ?, They are not great but with so much at stake you DO NOT risk all your shit like that.

Dude is going through some mental break down for sure. I mean all of his peers that been drafted the same year has got a ring and he ain't got shit.


Even darko has a ring!!!
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The Admiral
04/18/17 5:08:48 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
When his marriage, and his money would be at risk why the hell can't he be smart enough to wear a condom ?, They are not great but with so much at stake you DO NOT risk all your shit like that.


Should have just been doing it Kobe-style.
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Veggeta_MAX
04/18/17 5:08:58 PM
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chrono625 posted...
Even darko has a ring!!!

That's what I mean, man
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Darkman124
04/18/17 5:31:11 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
chrono625 posted...
Men's birth control can't come soon enough.

We'd have it, but the studies keep getting cancelled because it causes side effects similar to what women experience on their birth control


the side effect rate is about 10-50x higher and significantly more intense, and it actually causes some side effects that female hormonal BC cures (such as acne). more than half of the subjects experienced symptoms, far higher than women's BC

also it's not that the drug itself was cancelled but that one of two independent review panels judged that further extension of the study would not yield further results while subjecting those new patients to near-certain side effects

you don't know that because you never read the study

you read a shitty article on salon that misrepresented it because bad reporting is eye-catching
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NES4EVER
04/18/17 5:33:12 PM
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chrono625 posted...
Men's birth control can't come soon enough.


Yeah it's called dont nut in a stripper.
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CableZL
04/18/17 9:04:30 PM
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