Current Events > Crushing on a 17 year old coworker.... I'm 26 lol

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PinkPuttyKat
02/18/17 4:49:20 PM
#281:


MrResetti posted...
Irony posted...
MrResetti posted...
she was born in 1999 dude.
She doesn't even remember when Smooth by Santana ft Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 was a hit.

I was born in 89 and I don't remember that

do you live under a rock?

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MertensCW
02/18/17 4:54:03 PM
#282:


foreveraIone posted...
BrutaI posted...
If she is legal then do it.

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PinkPuttyKat
02/18/17 4:55:46 PM
#283:


I think 12 is definitely pushing it. Thats a child. Should be 16+ everywheee
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Shadowplay
02/19/17 3:38:02 PM
#285:


How the fuck is this topic still alive? Did the TC ever stick his dick inside the girl?
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sktgamer_13dude
02/19/17 3:42:49 PM
#286:


Shadowplay posted...
How the fuck is this topic still alive? Did the TC ever stick his dick inside the girl?

Or more importantly, did we get pics?
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Akagami_Shanks
02/19/17 3:43:45 PM
#287:


what I get from this is a lot of CE should be on some kind of watchlist
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DarkChozoGhost
02/24/17 6:44:05 PM
#290:


lol creeps
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WesternMedia
02/26/17 12:21:33 AM
#291:


DarkChozoGhost posted...
lol creeps

You're predatory
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Flintgrandad
03/03/17 10:28:32 PM
#295:


Isn't Akagami the guy who threatened someone's life? lol
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Thunder_Armor
03/08/17 3:30:18 AM
#298:


This is the type of information you probably want to keep to yourself tbh.

People will draw their own conclusions about the age gap, and my opinion is that if it's legal, it's legal, but yeah.
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stoltenberg11
03/08/17 3:58:42 AM
#299:


Thunder_Armor posted...
This is the type of information you probably want to keep to yourself tbh.

People will draw their own conclusions about the age gap, and my opinion is that if it's legal, it's legal, but yeah.

youre a little late this topic is almost 5 months old lol
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Thunder_Armor
03/08/17 4:08:26 AM
#300:


stoltenberg11 posted...
Thunder_Armor posted...
This is the type of information you probably want to keep to yourself tbh.

People will draw their own conclusions about the age gap, and my opinion is that if it's legal, it's legal, but yeah.

youre a little late this topic is almost 5 months old lol


I noticed. I still felt like giving my opinion. If the topic's still active people are still reading new posts.
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Kisai
03/08/17 4:45:05 AM
#301:


I almost feel bad that TC mentions 17 and 26 like that's a huge difference when I actually met a 17 year old Japanese girl two years ago when I was 30 that started becoming interested in me...

Also, I find it interesting that my home state of Michigan's legal age is 16... I never would have guessed that.
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NinjaPirateDood
03/08/17 6:51:00 AM
#302:


holy crap, I found another one. it's odd seeing topics on CE not get btfo.

I've toed that line a few times, but I like not being in jail, so I always lean toward the "she must be 18+ to ride this ride" mentality.
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NinjaPirateDood
03/10/17 4:23:50 AM
#304:


extended topic on CE not get btfo

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Kanaya413
03/10/17 4:33:23 AM
#305:


By the time this dies shell be 18
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Sanktu_Vyvorant
03/10/17 4:38:32 AM
#306:


I started dating my girlfriend when she was 17

Also took her virginity when she was 17 >__>

She was one of those high school students taking college classes people
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Ruvan22
03/11/17 1:41:33 AM
#307:


Sanktu_Vyvorant posted...
I started dating my girlfriend when she was 17

Also took her virginity when she was 17 >__>

She was one of those high school students taking college classes people


How long were you all together?
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lesidesi
03/13/17 7:20:50 PM
#310:


lesidesi posted...
this topic is super vOMfTsm
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Ruvan22
03/13/17 11:32:09 PM
#311:


lesidesi posted...
lesidesi posted...
this topic is super vOMfTsm


Is that Shadix?
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RTC3
03/13/17 11:45:08 PM
#312:


wtf this topic is still around lmao
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NinjaPirateDood
03/14/17 3:24:33 AM
#313:


If Chris Hansen got a hold of this thread, he'd be the one laughing out loud.
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Error1355
03/18/17 8:18:25 AM
#317:


Damn, a topic from October still active on CE in March?
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Sativa_Rose
03/18/17 8:23:40 AM
#318:


how did this stay so hidden lol
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Shadowplay
03/18/17 3:17:05 PM
#319:


Shadowplay posted...
How the fuck is this topic still alive? Did the TC ever stick his dick inside the girl?

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elysdeon
03/19/17 12:28:41 AM
#320:


I like how this topic is still alive when I haven't posted in it for like what 6 weeks?

Long story short, we broke things off for a bit because she went back to her ex-boyfriend but now he's out of the picture. Now we blatantly flirt with each other all the time at work. She even licked me today on the face at work. She clearly wants me, and we're probably going to get together next week. That's when I make my move! She's flawed in a lot of ways but she's got a great body lol
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NinjaPirateDood
03/19/17 1:30:20 AM
#321:


>girl licks you in the face
>doesn't fuck her then and there

ffs, what are you doing with your life, TC??
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Keith_Valentine
03/19/17 1:48:01 AM
#322:


Just remember. Don't try to commit because she's a flake. She's young and she will fuck up. Just enjoy the friendship and sex and whatever, but don't catch feels for this little lamb. That's stupid. You fuck her and keep looking for a real woman as well. Backup plan
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Observato
03/19/17 2:00:00 AM
#323:


At least TC didn't listen to the SJWs.
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pizzarific
03/19/17 9:11:33 AM
#324:


elysdeon posted...

licked me today on the face at work

what
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Shadowplay
03/19/17 4:24:24 PM
#325:


elysdeon posted...
I like how this topic is still alive when I haven't posted in it for like what 6 weeks?

Well no one is gonna scroll through all that shit.
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Andrew21044
03/25/17 9:30:41 AM
#330:


I was going to post something seriously and noticed it was 5 months old.
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elysdeon
03/26/17 1:30:01 AM
#331:


NinjaPirateDood posted...
>girl licks you in the face
>doesn't fuck her then and there

ffs, what are you doing with your life, TC??

Ya I'm gonna fuck her at work lmao. I slap her ass a lot at work though... damn does it feel nice. And when I do that she slaps my ass right back lol.

My best friend also works as a manager there too and I can tell that she gets annoyed at all of our blatant flirting ahahaha
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NinjaPirateDood
03/26/17 12:52:05 PM
#332:


hyperbole, dood. hyperbole. and you both play grab-ass (or in this case, slap-ass) at work? i'd be fired on the spot for some nonsense like that. probably thrown in jail, too. then murdered when they find out I was playing ass-slaps with a 17-year-old.

Wish my best friend was my supervisor... =T
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pizzarific
03/26/17 12:58:20 PM
#333:


dude ask her if she wants to netflix and chill
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SubtletyRefuge
03/27/17 11:44:24 PM
#334:


Sativa_Rose posted...
how did this stay so hidden lol

That's the most surprising part
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LepartialJury
03/29/17 11:47:36 PM
#335:


Ruvan22 posted...
lesidesi posted...
lesidesi posted...
this topic is super vOMfTsm


Is that Shadix?

Are you serious bruh
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Delta_F14
04/01/17 1:09:56 AM
#337:


Who keeps fucking bumping this shit.
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De Evolution
04/01/17 1:10:30 AM
#338:


Returning_CEmen posted...
MrResetti posted...
she was born in 1999 dude.
She doesn't even remember when Smooth by Santana ft Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 was a hit.

Good post


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resist_is_back
04/01/17 1:11:32 AM
#339:


I can just picture you going on a date with her and being disgusted at her immaturity.

Or maybe you're just as immature. Certainly possible.
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Andrew21044
04/01/17 6:14:26 PM
#340:


Delta_F14 posted...
Who keeps fucking bumping this shit.


Quoting you so I can bump this. xD
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NinjaPirateDood
04/01/17 9:21:59 PM
#341:


will it purge, or will it ascend to the 500 Club? stay tuned, folks! same FAQ time, same FAQ channel!
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PlsGodDontBanMe
04/05/17 10:57:38 PM
#344:


How is this still alive
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Andrew21044
04/06/17 1:05:54 AM
#345:


PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
How is this still alive



So we can make it to 500?
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Endofall
04/07/17 9:46:46 PM
#346:


Woah, last post in january
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RighteousTip
04/09/17 7:44:47 PM
#347:


I'm surprised this shit is still alive. Surprised TC is still openly admitting that he's grabbing the ass of a little girl. Gross.
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DarkChozoGhost
04/10/17 12:54:57 PM
#348:


RighteousTip posted...
I'm surprised this shit is still alive. Surprised TC is still openly admitting that he's grabbing the ass of a little girl. Gross.

I think he moved on to a 19 year old a couple hundred posts ago
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