Board 8 > Into the Dungeon, The Second Floor (New Players Welcome!) [CYOA/Forum Game]

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Raka Jr. heard his dad's dying scream and bent the prison bars with his utter rage and catch up to the adventurers.

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Tom takes one look at all the traps and corpses, thinks "....nah, screw it," and gets to da elevator.

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From leader of the children to leader of the party, ADAM is just a born leader

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SEAL Team Six promptly apprehends Barry Soetero and strips him of all his items/money/citizenship.

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Having missed out on the loot from the main hall treasure chests, BIGPUN9999 decides to just take one of the now-empty chests. Somebody will probably want to buy one of these, right?


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Right.

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citizenship.

of kenya, you mean?

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Right.

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[Kahu was handed the Bracer of COURAGE]

[Kahu was additionally rewarded with a Phoenix Feather Scarf]

Barry Soetoro

Barry Soetoro picks up President Romney and lobs him at the Pressure Sensors, hoping to trigger the device. Welp, he succeeds in this, but the ones who designed the trap figured people would not be stupid enough to step right on them. Nothing happens to Romney, but a laser shoots out of the wall and hits Barry Soetoro right in the heart [3]

. . . Where he keeps his Book of Corruptors. The Book of Corruptors is destroyed, but shields Barry Soetoro from death!

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Good work, Barry. You do the party proud

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Raka Jr

Raka Jr has to be let out of the prison cell by ADAM because he's too ineffectual to escape himself [2].

Tom

Tom gets into the Teleporter post haste

BIGPUN9999

BIGPUN9999 tries to loot one of the empty chests, but he's PUN, so he stupidly picks up the wrong chest -- the one that just had the Pressure Sensors disabled! Inside are The Chain of Nondetection (Claimed by ADAM), a Bow of Radiance (Claimed by Barry), and a Cloak of Good (Claimed by PUN)!

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hey pun I'll buy that cloak of good for 2 gold

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Woo!

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I have the next update written.


if the 3 players remaining will post that they have boarded the teleporter we can move to the next phase early HINT HINT

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barry forces all players into the teleporter because he has taken away their freedoms

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^ totally canon

Phase 2-4

The last of the stragglers hop into the Teleporter, leaving behind an absolute mess in their wake. Every aspect of Floor 2 of the dungeon has been pretty much destroyed with hurricanes, acid, lightning bolts, the entire floor is littered with the corpses of orcs, adventurers, demons, basilisks, prisoners, and the party also caused a full scale prison riot (as well as allowing a few of the adventurers such as Regaro Ulquiorra and Raka Jr to join the party as well)

but, it wasn't all bad. President Romney was freed from captivity as well. RED DEMON was added to the party by the power of friendship (or an accounting error on my part, but lets gloss over that for now). And even though nearly 30 people died, almost 20 survived! That's gotta count for something, right?

Active Roster [18]
Kahu, Lvl 7 Beastmaster (Inventory: Bracer of COURAGE, Phoenix Feather Scarf) [SUMMONING]
Peter, Lvl 3 Phoenix
Regaro Ulquiorra, Lvl 1 ?????
"Bad" Frank Phillips, Lvl 5 Outlaw (Inventory: Rifle)
Restandre, Lvl 3 Chick [WHITE MAGIC]
Master Plum, Lvl 7 Plum (Inventory: Ankh of Resurrection) [CURE]
Kinzo, Lvl 3 Black Mage [MIRACLE]
ADAM, Lvl 9 CHILD (Inventory: Slingshot, Chain of Nondetection, 10000 gold)
Seplito, Lvl 5 Dancer (Inventory: Falcon Earrings)
Jeff Zero the Lvl 12 Wreck (Inventory: Flaming Longsword, Drake's Rune of Sapphire and Splendor, 4000 Gold)
RED DEMON, Lvl 20 Demon [WOUND x2]
Barry Soetoro, Lvl 3 Muslim (Bow of Radiance)
Raka Jr., Lvl 1 CHILD
Tom the Lvl 20 Monk (Inventory: 8000 Gold) [BRAWLER]
BIGPUN9999, Lvl 1 Merchant (Inventory: ebay links, Elemental Katana, Cloak of GOOD)

Romney, Lvl 3 Prez (Inventory: Book of Mormon)
Flip Trigle the Lvl 12 Newscaster (Inventory: Vorpal Idol of Earth, Shining Artifact, 8000 Stock)
Ryokles, Lvl 5 ???? (Inventory: Frying Pan)

The Dead [28]
saberz9 - Shot in the eye with a lightning bolt for trying to ape my good friend "bad" Frank Phillips in Phase 2-1.
US President Barack "The Condor" Obama - Was thrown into an orcs cookpot in Phase 2-1.
Miguel de Cervantes XXXVII - Had his throat ripped out by an Orc in Phase 2-1.
Tom Brady - Cut in two with a Flaming Longsword in Phase 2-1.
Pirate King - Killed by Karma for attempting to make his own Lucky Coin in Phase 2-1.
Ryu - Shot with a repeating crossbow in Phase 2-1. He won't be going home to be a family man.
DANT - Made a fool of himself and literally walked right into the same attack right after Ryu in Phase 2-1.
Yellow Priest Natwaf - Crushed by Maria's thumb in Phase 2-1.
MegaWentGood - Eaten by his own Tentomon in Phase 2-1. Whatever a Tentomon is.
Cremona - what kind of a name is Cremona in the Phase 2-1.
edwardsdv - Slain by RED DEMON in the magical darkness past the Green Gate in Phase 2-1.
Jack Swagger - Has his face whipped off with a steel whip in Phase 2-2.
Jon Michael Carter - Blown up by his malfunctioning Forcefield Belt in Phase 2-2.
Jawarius - Stung by a Rainbow Scorpion while looting saberz9's corpse in Phase 2-2.
Bobby Roode - Showed up late, clueless, and was killed by Rattlesnakes in short order in Phase 2-2.
Raka - Crushed by BLUE DEMON in Phase 2-3 for thinking a cellphone would trump magical darkness.
SEA SCARRED WARRIOR - Cut in half by Flip Trigle for stealing 1 Gold in Phase 2-3.
Jolteon - Squashed by BLUE DEMON in Phase 2-4.
Nuri - Head lopped off by RED DEMON's flaming katana in Phase 2-4.
Blue Demon - Ripped to shreds by JeffRaze's science powers in Phase 2-4.
silverliningv - Melted by RED DEMON's acid katana in Phase 2-4.
KARL - Also caught in the stream of acid in Phase 2-4.

Ulti - Literally died having sex with RED DEMON in 2-4. He was on the receiving end. Of a lightning katana.
Mr Lazy Everyday - Turned into an ice statue and then shattered by RED DEMON in 2-4.
Urago - Ripped apart by vines in Phase 2-4. RED DEMON is on a roll.
Rancerot - Suffocated by his own ally in Phase 2-4. Damn you swordz4!
swordz4 - Killed by ADAM for being the closest enemy in 2-4. Rancerot was avenged!
JeffRaze - Died trying to heal himself in 2-4.

On the other side of the Teleporter, party members would find themselves suspended in the air for a moment before a short drop. With a hard thud, you land on the cold stone ground. The sound of running water can be heard from both the right and the left. PUN dusts off his Cloak of GOOD, hoping to keep it in mint condition for resale, and looks around. The party appears to be in some sort of underground aquatic structure.



Sprawling archways frame the halls on either side, but the party is currently at the top of a steep incline that runs down into the water. Across the shallows sits a small island with busted up chunks of stone littering the area. Sitting on top of one of the collapsed columns is Pipe-Wielding Girl. She glances up at the party with slitted pupils, her rainbow colored eyes glittering in the darkness, and smirks sadistically.

"I was wondering when you guys were going to show up. Oi and Ai were strong, but I figured I'd have to kill you myself. They were lesser demons from the First Circle after all."

The girl stands up, a cloud of smoke surrounding her form, and pats down her dress. A shower of pebbles falls from her lap. It seems she's been waiting here for quite a while.

"Hey, you can't smoke! Little kids aren't allowed to smoke, you brat!", shouted Seplito.

"Whatever.", was her only reply. "Listen, I don't know what your qualm is with the Mind-Eaters, but if you don't turn back now you'll seriously be killed. This is your last warning!"

"I don't know what our qualm is either!", shouted ADAM, standing triumphantly at the head of the party. "However, I do know this -- It's our duty to slay them! Because we are the HEROES!"

[ADAM's class has been changed from CHILD to HERO]

"How annoying."

The water below begins to bubble and splash as an army of Rabid Mermen rises from the depths, starting to climb up the slope leading to the party.

However, that's not all!

Pipe-Wielding Girl raises her free hand in the air and then clenches it into a fist. All of the noise in the massive underground hall is sucked away into silence. Not even the sound of running water can be heard anymore. Seconds pass and then a vibration rips through the cavern, as loud as thunder. The shockwave rips apart the stone structure the party is standing on, and it starts to crumble beneath them.

Jeff Zero and Kahu leap forward, hitting the slopes on their feet and start racing down the sides of it into the water. To both sides massive stone pillars can be seen collapsing and bursting into showers of brick and mortar. Some chunks as large as a man fly into the water, creating large splashes and some even felling the Mermen.

However, that's not all!

Frank Phillips limps up to the side of the ledge, watching the last of the rest of the party members leap off before him and charge at the Mermen. He looks up at the sky, trying to determine where that thunderclap came from. Then, he saw it. The void that had been ripped open in the ceiling. Beyond was darkness, and another dimension. He could see something inside. A giant eye, it was watching him. And more than that

weapons were raining down from the sky, falling out of that hole.

CLANG !

The Giant's Hammer hits the ground next to Frank and then goes tumbling down the stone walkway after the rest of the party members. It has an 8 foot long handle and a 200 lb. Mithril Slab at the head.

[Note: If someone does not claim the Giant's Hammer before this Phase ends, it will fall into the water and be lost]

Frank quickly jumps, rolling down the steep incline to get away from the shower of weapons that falls from above, threatening to impale him.

Then, more, and more, and more keep coming, till swords and lances and arrows fall like hail on the party from above. . . and also cans of soup (???)

yes, oddly enough, cans of soup and boxes of Alan Chang Boy Genius trademarked Genius-O's fall from the sky as well, followed by a wave of silverware and assorted breakfast foods

well, whatever, it's magic!

[Note: During the next Phase it will be possible to be randomly killed by falling debris. Tough luck.]

Tom leaps into the water with a flying jumpkick, scattering half a dozen aquatic fiends with a single strike, as Barry Soetoro advances behind him with the Bow of Radiance -- firing brilliant arrows into the water that explode into clouds of sparkles.

[Note: Mass Combat has begun. You must fight through an army of Rabid Merman to reach the island where the Pipe-Wielding girl waits.]

The Pipe-Wielding Girl cackles madly, watching from safety as the party of adventurers wades into the slaughter.

Now, brave adventurers, what will you do?


[The Deadline for the next Phase is 3 PM EST on Monday, July 9th. Anyone who does not submit an action before this time will be automatically killed.]

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CLAIM HAMMER

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ABOUT FALLING WEAPONS

[Note: I will periodically make posts about weapons falling from the sky, these weapons will be possible to claim without using an action. However, the GIANT'S HAMMER is very heavy. If you're attempting to pick up the GIANT'S HAMMER that has to be your action and you cannot attempt to grab any other weapons.]

[Note: If you successfully grab a weapon before the Deadline, you will be considered to be holding that weapon when the Mass Combat begins.]

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Nice try Maria



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"Bad" Frank Phillips rounds up all the Rabid Mermen and promptly arrests them and puts them in jail

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ADAM uses his children connections to order a horde of his former mates to attack from the mermens left flank

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Barry uses his marijuana blunt to light his arrows on fire and sends them at the Rabid Mermen.

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Hmm... Kahu needs time to contemplate his next move.

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Regaro Ulquiorra will rip off HARRY S TRUMAN and order an atomic weapon be dropped on the enemy forces

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You fool, we have troops in there! You'll kill them all!

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And this is... A bad thing?

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Kahu has decided on his course of action.

>LET LOOSE THE KRAKEN

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Falling Debris

The Lance of Misery comes rocketing out of the sky and hits Raka Jr. right in the back of the skull, impaling him to the stone fixture which he was racing along to try and escape the destruction. Everyone leaves him behind, not wanting to stop and claim the weapon, and for good reason; a moment later the section of the walkway collapses and both Raka Jr. and the weapon are lost to the depths in a shower of falling rocks.

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dibs on the lance of misery

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oh WHOOPS

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if you want to go diving you can have it :]

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maybe next action I will sends some troops after it

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yesss cans of soup this is the best update

BIGPUN9999 races for the nearest can of soup. It is almost within his reach when one of the mermen kicks it, sending it flying into the depths.

A soup thief?!

With a cry of rage, BIGPUN9999 swings his Elemental Katana at the merman.


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Flip Trigle will do a special report on the recent trend of teens wielding pipes and controlling merman armies, and how to know if your child has become a merman

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Falling Debris

The Shattered Sword of Kings has plummeted from the sky. . .


. . . However, Pipe-Wielding Girl has Claimed the Shattered Sword of Kings.

"Huh? What the hell is this thing? A broken sword hilt? Oh well, it might be useful."

Dyrnwyn has plummeted from the sky, leaving a trail of flames in its wake. . .

[Note: Drynwyn may be caught by posting CATCH DRYNWYN. This does not count as your action but must be in a post by itself. If you already own a weapon you may not catch a falling weapon. You will be killed if you try.]

Sharur, the talking mace, has plummeted from the sky. It seems to have a lot to say. . . "HEY CATCH ME!"

[Note: Sharur may be caught by posting CATCH SHARUR. This does not count as your action but must be in a post by itself. If you already own a weapon you may not catch a falling weapon. You will be killed if you try.]

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CATCH SHARUR

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Catch Drynwhyn

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COURAGE BRACER is an equipment/armor not a weapon right?

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wait, so was there a rule on reviving party members?

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the only rule is one action, one target.

that action can be anything and that target can be anything.

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Cast Auto Life on myself (Need all the protection I can get >_>)

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Sharur

"Hey, someone! Help! I'm falling! Catch me! I don't want to diiiieeee!"

[Sharur has been caught by Kahu the Beastmaster!]

Drynwyn

fwoosh ~!

Plum knew he had to be careful trying to catch this magical legendary flaming sword. Due to his keen senses, he noticed that the scabbard was attached to the sword via a platinum chain, and was swinging about wildly in the air as the sword fell from the dimension gate. Plum jumped on Barry Soetoro's back, then launched himself into the air. Instead of grabbing the sword he caught the scabbard in one hand and the chain in the other. Plum yanked on the chain, pulling the sword back with a whiplash motion and slamming it into the scabbard, snuffing the flames out.

It is said Drynwn well burst into righteous flames if wielded by one with noble intentions, but if your motives are ill, you may be consumed by the flames yourself. . .

[Plum has claimed Drynwyn. But can he wield it properly?]

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This Sharur guy harkens back to my days of Steve the Talking Slingshot from Dark Cloud.

I loved that guy... :)

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Natwaf here.

Hurricane the falling crap back up, straight to that giant eye.

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It can also fly and turn into a winged lion.

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Seplito summons the power of "Michael Jackson's Moonwalker," causing mermen to dance along with him to "Beat It" with perfect choreography.

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Raka Jr. takes out a photo of his father and make the mermen look at it long and focused enough to let themselves hit by the debris.

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