Board 8 > How come zombies don't ever eat one another?

Topic List
Page List: 1
paperwarior
06/20/12 8:02:00 PM
#1:


We're supposed to believe that they're this mindless horde that only cares about feeding, and yet they won't eat other zombies? I wouldn't expect them to be that picky, especially since a lot of zombies are just infected humans. Is there honor among zombies?

--
"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jeff Zero
06/20/12 8:03:00 PM
#2:


I don't watch or read zombie things, but I was always led to believe they... do... eat one-another, but they need healthy flesh to satiate their whatever.

--
K | H | A | Q | Q | A | H | K
"we're about 50 years behind the rest of western society." -icon on B8
... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis
06/20/12 8:04:00 PM
#3:


You can find zombies feasting on a zombie all the time.

I suppose it could be argued they started eating it when it was alive, and they just didn't "realize" it's a zombie now.

--
http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png
SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0
... Copied to Clipboard!
SpeedYoshi
06/20/12 8:04:00 PM
#4:


because zombie flesh is infected

depending on what you read, they will eat all living and dead things that aren't zombies

--
Don't worry guys, I have all the clubs
... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior
06/20/12 8:12:00 PM
#5:


SpeedYoshi posted...
because zombie flesh is infected

depending on what you read, they will eat all living and dead things that aren't zombies

But they become infected as soon as they're bitten. They only refrain from eating other full zombies. And other zombies are the easiest targets. It would make more sense to me if like half the zombies were biting each other, but by sheer numbers some still happen to go after the living.

--
<spoiler></spoiler>
<spoiler />
... Copied to Clipboard!
KokoroAkechi
06/20/12 8:14:00 PM
#6:


Most of the time it takes a while for full zombism to set in. Long enough for a cure to be administered if one exists.

--
Chrono1219
... Copied to Clipboard!
HeroDelTiempo17
06/20/12 8:14:00 PM
#7:


If you were a zombie, would you really want to eat all those rotting jerks around you, or go for the fresh stuff?

(also I see you've been reading cracked)

--
http://img.imgcake.com/AitchDeeTee/panicdancegifta.gif
http://backloggery.com/herodeltiempo/sig.gif
... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook7
06/20/12 8:53:00 PM
#8:


Undead zombie - only wants warm flesh

Virus zombie - acts as bacteria and wants to replicate itself, so it wouldnt attack its own kind

--
Genesis does what Nintendon't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7nsBoqJ6s8
... Copied to Clipboard!
the_champ999
06/20/12 9:47:00 PM
#9:


This one goes well with, "Why don't zombies finish their meals?" also on a cracked list.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AlphaRayAllen
06/20/12 9:51:00 PM
#10:


From: the_champ999 | #009
This one goes well with, "Why don't zombies finish their meals?" also on a cracked list.

This always bothered me.

Like, they have this eternal hunger, but always stop at chewing on the brain.

Even when it's not infectious and they straight up kill a guy, they never eat more than a mouthful.

--
I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo
[NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1