Annie is in history and is being out-Annie'd by asian Annie
"Highlight?" "Probably the backpack"
Britta is bitter about this girl getting caught or something "b**** has got a facebook group!"
Yess Chang as security guard is going to be awesome
Oh god... Annie vs. Annie Annie had better destroy her. "An Asian Annie. Obama's America."
"You be careful. They're ruthless." *GASP* "Not Asians! Women!"
Britta is annoyed "Looks like someone woke up on the REGULAR SIDE OF THE BED"
Britta is so- "I haven't been tear-gassed in so long!"
Abed is following Britta's movements hah
"Rage against the what? That sounds dangerous!" "Don't worry. She'll be bad at it."
Oh and now she's going to deliberately piss off Chang. Bad idea.
"You just got yourself a warning." "I PISS WARNINGS."
Did she just swallow the- yep
OOOH ANNIE KIM STOLE ANNIE'S MODEL UN IDEA
"Sneak-attack. That's just like them. Not women, asians."
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'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TEXTING? EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS HERE!"
"If loving worms is stupid then I don't want to be smart!" "IT IS! AND YOU CAN'T BE!"
"GUYS I JUST FIGURED IT ALL OUT!" "PIERCE, WAKE UP! JEFF IS GONNA HEAL US!"
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'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart
And Chang burned down his house. "Someone. SomeTHING, had sent me a message."
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Britta killed the turtle! FOOL! "your love is weird! And toxic! OFFENCE TAKEN...OFFENCE TAKEN!"
Todd destroyed the group.
Biology class starts in 15 minutes oops
Magnitude!
Annie of course has managed to produce a terrarium out of nowhere "When did you even have time to do that? You're pathological!" "It's too late for flattery."
Todd fought in Iraq. Annie failed and faints. Uhoh.
Todd destroyed the balance of the the group. They're complete douches to Todd :(
Meanwhile the head of security quits so now Chang is. And he laughs evilly in his mind.
Fill out the paper for the psych test. Oh great who drew a butt? "They're boobs. And I don't know."
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"oh my god oh my god a spider just crawled INTO MY KEYBOARD" -pxlated "It just wants some web access." - Ness26
Wait, did Annie just say Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice appeared in the background?
Jeff is one of the Fast and Furious guys.
"Jeff, one of our friends is...deeply disturbed!"
Dean.
"I'm sorry, you were about to get ridiculous?" One member of our study group has...homicidal study tendencies.
"Are people using my name to mean a small mistake?" "......Yes."
Oh hey it's the Halloween opening.
A couple in a car in the woods. I love the radio broadcast.
...Abed's story is so much better until he starts humming the smooth jazz
"we should call 911 on my fully charged cellphone, lock the doors and stand back to back in the room holding knives." I like Abed using cold logic on horror movies. People should do that more often.
Jeff is a vampire in Annie's story! Britta is fine with this.
Wait! Teach me to read! Seriously, Annie is teaching Vampire!Jeff to read.
Oh and Annie is a secret vampire-eating werewolf! THEN SHE FLOSSED WITH HIS TENDONS! Well of course ANNIE is the homicidal one.
Did Britta just pronounce macabre "ma ca bruh"? Not "macarb"? Who does that?
Troy's story. This should be good.
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"oh my god oh my god a spider just crawled INTO MY KEYBOARD" -pxlated "It just wants some web access." - Ness26
He sewed Troy and Abed together. Now they have mindpowers, of course. And the eat a sandwich. Which all makes perfect sense for Troy and Abed. "You thought you made us weaker but in fact you made us...MORE AWESOME!" And instead Pierce now has a butt on his chest and his hands and feet are swapped. Obv.
Pierce's story seems pornish...until Troy and Abed as racist stereotypes invade the home. "OK, I'm ready for my birthday spanking. " Pierce is magnum. "What. The Hell. Was that?"
Shirley's story. "Swarms of locusts!" "The good news is, you're the coolest people in the world. The bad news is, the world is over."
The dean is of course wearing a skimpy the devil costume.
The dean comes in again. "GAAYYYY MARRIAGE!"
If we leave here now, do you know what might happen?"
It's Britta. She's secretly homicidal.
"That was the gayest crap I've ever heard in my life."
Jeff filled out his test randomly.
Britta ran them through the machine upside down. Oops.
"So we're all insane. Except for this person."
"You Britta'd Britta."
Hah! Only Abed is sane! This is why Abed is awesome.
-- 2011 WWYD Champion I do things for money and games.
From: XIII_rocks | #084 I liked that episode and it had a great resolution. Wouldn't call it the best, but it's probably top 10. Credits scene was top-tier
Acceptable. And yeah, one of the top tags.
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"One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land." -Toad, SMB3
Troy's super plumbing/mechanic skills are back again
Abed, look? Cool! Stonehenge.
"Pierce Hawthorne!" "At your cervix. Oh, I thought you were a lady. You can use that cervix line if you want."
LMAO Hawthorne wipes are a gay icon
"Stop putting gay things in my mouth!"
Greendale's first annual...Gay Bash! <_<
Troy still doing this plumbing thing.
Pierce's dad is still alive?! What? Troy kidnapped! What? John Goodman?! Why is there a black hitler here?
O_O Pierce's dad "oh my goodness he's like the Abed of racism."
"Britta you are going to make a terrible therapist, and if you need to talk to someone about that, don't choose you."
Jeff uncancelled the party....bad decision >_>
This is it. This is the ROOM TEMPERATURE ROOM. "I can't tell where my skin ends and the room begins." "I can't feel my pants."
"Our air conditioning system wasn't built for this gay a party!" "I'm going to eat spaceman paninis with black hitler and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Secret handshake!"
LMAO ABED AND TROY impressions of each other. "I like football but also, I don't?"
Oh man Pierce fears his father and cancelled the party
Fake heart attack!
Jeff just killed Pierce's dad! He wasn't even faking! >_>
Was that Pierce's pronounciation of Wikipedia.
"Pierce, I just want to say...you know....sorry for killing your dad."
"I'm not scared of you anymore, because you're dead, and I'm not. So I win. And you can suck it." My decision for now is to watch TV with my friend. Good choice, Troy
Oh man Annie is moving out. She's moving in with Troy and Abed? That'll be awesome I think.
#AnniesMove
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