Board 8 > There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people?

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Who cares about any character not named Chief Wiggum or Troy McClure?


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I'll tell you who. Lisa. She's self-important like that.

Peggy Hill is made to be hated so that the rest of the show seems amazing by comparison to her atrociousness

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i don't despise her...
but i just watched the episode where homer gets illegal cable. about halfway through, lisa makes the moral decision that she should refrain from watching it in moral protest and tells homer that, specifically saying that 'this is the last you will hear from me on the subject.'
she spends the rest of the episode protesting until the cable's gone, including an attempt to re-state this belief in front of a ton of visitors there to watch the fight.

She's 7!!

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Remember when she was a lousy president and Bart turned out to be better at the job?

Also, she tried to boss around a licensed surgeon around while he was in the middle of a procedure.

As if she went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

Remember when she totally failed that one important test and didn't have to suffer any consequences due to a completely unrelated Bart/Skinner adventure?

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Remember when she opposed a long-standing (and totally awesome) town tradition entirely because she just didn't like it, while it took Bart to actually look it up & find out it was a sham?

Did you really just say she should let Dr. Nick do his job.

Your opinion on the matter is hereby null and void.

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no u

Remember the half dozen or so times notorious criminal mastermind Sideshow Bob managed to convince her that he had totally reformed, and only Bart was smart enough to realize he hadn't.

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From: CoolCly | Posted: 3/26/2010 9:51:49 PM | #059
Did you really just say she should let Dr. Nick do his job.

Your opinion on the matter is hereby null and void.

inflammable means flammable?


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And then there was that time Lisa completely ruined the volleyball team.

That was their only ball!

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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It's like she's dedicated to ruining every sport ever.

And she pretends to be all about the environment, but will want Homer to drive through cactus patches.
I guess she only cares about the pretty plants.

Also, in about 90% of the future timelines, she constantly leads Milhouse on for no good reason.

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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Also, she tried to join a peewee football team, only to learn that not only could she join, there were already girls on the team. Then she didn't wanna join.

That was seriously going to be the next example I posted.

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And she opposed recycling when it also happened to produce a high-protein feed for farm animals, insulation for low-income housing, a powerful explosive, and a top-notch engine coolant. Apparently, benefiting all of humanity is a bad thing for Lisa.

And she sabotaged someone else's book report diorama.

And she needs braces

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Also, she was a lousy babysitter.

Also, Allison is better than her at everything

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Not at cheating.

But only on the basis that she's never tried. If she did, she'd probably kick the crap outta Lisa.

Also, she sucks at cheating. When she got a copy of the answers to a test she didn't read a book for, she proceeded to answer the bonus question that got cut off by the copier.

Also, she's opposed to struggling schools getting grant money they desperately need.

And she promotes the use of steroids to cheat your way through life.

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The fool is you, as I said life, not women's bodybuilder contests. You look quite the fool. An april fool.

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From: SmartMuffin | #068
Also, in about 90% of the future timelines, she constantly leads Milhouse on for no good reason.

Isn't it implied in the wedding one that she lost her virginity to Milhouse?

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Also, when Bart undermined her attempt at promoting steroid use, she tried to make him the butt of an overly elaborate & public joke.
And Bart undermined that too, AND won a science fair.

Seriously, that episode should've just been called Bart Kicks Lisa's Ass And Rightfully So.

Seriously. Bart. Won. The Science Fair.

And she killed like... I don't know how many cats.

A lot.

Also, Bart helped Lisa create life. But Lisa didn't want him to have any credit.
So Bart proceeded to win another Science Fair.
Come to think of it, Bart wins a lot of those...

He even won one in his dreams, but it turned out to be Lisa pointlessly screwing with his subconscious for fun. Apparently that's how she gets her kicks.

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Yeah, but then he stopped her steroid-promotion project and won a science fair for real, as already stated.
That Go-Go Ray was brilliant, though. I'd totally give it first prize.

Remember when she convinced some poor old lady to waste millions of dollars designing a doll that was based on herself? Which predictably failed. A lot.

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I agree with SmartMuffin that Allison IS awesome.


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I wasn't aware that the Simpsons were still relevant.

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Ouch.

Also, Lisa posed as god to a naive civilization.

That's like... the most abominable sin in the bible.

Remember how Lisa was deathly afraid that the family would go to hell for stealing cable?

Then suddenly she was a devout atheist who believed anyone who believed in angels was stupid.

Then converted to Bhuddism because celebrities were doing it.

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And Lenny.

She became an environmentalist just to get the attention of cute boys.

(This is also how Al Gore got started)

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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I wasn't aware that the Simpsons were still relevant.

The last few seasons have been awesome. You are just one of those turds who blindly believes The Simpsons are still on a dry spell.

He loves dem cute boys?

...Manbearpig makes even more sense now...