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Fenriswolf posted...

My favorite part of the Bible is when a group of boys mocked the prophet Elisha for being bald. Instead of giving the boys an ironic curse like making all of their hair fall out as well, God sent a hungry bear to kill 40+ of the boys.

I like Book of Judges 19.
Guy hunts down his escaped concubine and sleeps over at a town. All adult men in the town wants to rape him, so he throws his concubine at them and locks the door. She is gangraped to death.
Next day he takes the dead body home, chops it up in 12 pieces and sends them to the leaders of the 12 tribes of Israel.
They gather and 11 of them asks the one that owns the town where it happened wtf is wrong with them.
The Benjamite (I think they were called that) is surprised, how can the other tribes be against gangraping men that visit their towns?
So the 11 tribes declares war against the Benjamites.
After a long fight, the 11 tribes realize that they have terminated a whole tribe, their own brothers and sisters.
But wait, 150 men had cowardly hidden in the desert.
Hooray, the tribe can be saved!
But wait, the 11 tribes suddenly remember that every town in anger had sworn to God to never let a Benjamite take one of their daughters when they gathered their troops, so the Benjamites will die out soon...
But wait, they suddenly realize that one town had said "fuck no, we are sending no troops. The Benjamites are our brothers and killing them will be a great loss and sin!". Hooray!
So they go to that town and kills ever male and non-virgin female as punishment for not joining the war, then giving the virgins to the Benjamites.
But wait... They only found 100 virgins...
Luckily a nearby town had a harvest featival, so those poor 50 men were allowed to go there and kidnap 50 virgins because suddenly the 11 tribes were allowed to break their oath to God.