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action52 posted...

That's pretty gross but I've heard tales of people doing far, far worse things.

I'm reminded of the Worst Possible Date story (a.k.a. Most Epic Poop Story) from the Bodybuilder forum.
This guy had a date, went home with her, had to take a dump, but couldn't use the toilet for some reaon (think he had a boner or something, not sure), so he figured the best solution was to shit in his date's bathtub. He then tried to clean it up by running warm water and yes *drumroll* stomp it down the drain.
Of course, it wouldn't dissolve, and made a bad situation even worse as not only did the drain got clogged, but the warm water made the fumes spread all around to the point where his date could clearly smell it outside of the bathroom. Naturally she was like "What's that smell? Why are you running a bath? WTF is going on in there?!" The guy awkwardly tried to play it off as a joke, which only made things worse, and well, suffice to say they didn't have a next date.

The best part is that the guy who posted this story even made hilarious-looking MS Paint drawings to illustrate the situation.