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TopicSoftware jobs be all like
HeeathLivesOn
04/10/24 8:20:14 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
More like "here's a chair we glued together 15 years ago and we want to glue more things on it but they don't make the glue anymore so find a substitute glue"
As a senior software engineer, this
It's often even worse when you look at the infrastructure holding all this up

Tyranthraxus posted...
I like the one that's like

QA walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Then 2 beers.
Then 0 beers.
Then 999999999999999999999999999 beers
Then 0.35792 beers
Then " beers
Then -1 beers
Then 1'): drop table bar; -- beers
Then 1 water
QA clears production release
Customer walks into bar, asks where bathroom is, bar erupts into flames.

lmao

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