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Kids are little balls of sunshine?

I don't understand why the vast vocal majority of people online hate them on a deep level, I think it's off-putting. It's like high-minded progressive people in particular seem to be sprinting to make the logical choice to get neutered asap because they just never got over this hangup, and they get offended when you suggest maybe they have an issue.

Then they get pet dogs and cats and treat them like they're their kids to fill their maternal instinct they deny they have. The truth is that thing isn't a person, it's an overgrown rodent that's infesting your home. It will live 7 years and die making no impact on anything and it doesn't matter. You will never be able to connect or communicate with it on a real level, and you don't know what it's thinking. It won't look after you when you're old or give you purpose in life. You pretend you don't want commitment but you will maintain 4 of them at all times for the rest of your life, raising a bunch of stinking neutered animals as your legacy. You talk to them and make inside jokes with them like they can hear you the same way a schizo talks to the voices in their head.

10 people hate me now.