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ironman2009 posted...

what would you nerds even do with a mutant list. you wouldn't know who any of them are while you are shopping for soy milk in the grocery store.

"oh shit! that's erik lensherr over there! aka magneto" lmao gtfo of here

I saw Magneto at a gun store in Texas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for any metal figurines or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen M4s in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the guns and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any magnetical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each gun and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by moving the guns really loudly.