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- Frog Suit Tier
Great Giana Sisters
Mario's Picross
e-Reader Functions (Super Mario Advance 4)
Somari
Peach Blossom
Dr. Mario (Smash): I mean... I'm sure it took zero effort to add this character, but does anyone actually like him? And the fact that they added an echo fighter mechanic, but Dr. Mario is still a unique character, despite Chrom being about as different from Roy is just nonsense. I'm sorry, I don't hate Dr. Mario being in Smash, but to me, he's just a slight mixup from regular Mario. I'm sure super Smash lovers can go on and on about the minute differences between their gameplay, but I don't care, I'm never going to be a pro player of any game.
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Super Mario Spikers
Negative Zone
Super Mario Bros. (LCD Game): Navigate some platforms with no music other than basic beeps, and reach Peach. I'll be honest, until Melee, I didn't even know G&W was a thing at all. I just... I can appreciate their technical achievement given the lack of technology they're working with, or the effort put into replicating that, but that doesn't mean the games themselves are particularly fun. I'd play them for like a lark, but I'm never going to bother actually beating them or even tracking them down.
A Day at the Races (Mario Party 2)
Lou Albano
Shadow Mario Paint
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Flutter
Wapeach
Toad (Character)
Year of Luigi
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Flyswatting Minigame (Mario Paint)
Dong Dong Never Die
Mario Punch
Shroobs: Never played PiT! I said that earlier! Trying to rank them anyway, I dunno, I kind of like the idea of mushrooms being unique to the Mushroom Kingdom as their 'thing.' Having alien mushrooms is kind of weird. I'm also exhausted of space mushrooms from Star Trek: Discovery.
Super Princess Peach
Super Guide
3-Up Moon
Mario Bros.
Peach
200cc: It's just too fast and chaotic. 150cc is perfect, but this gets into the range of being actively unfun.
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Mario Mandate
Blue Coins (SMS): God, I'm remembering these now, don't you have to play every stage to the point where you can get all of the blue coins, and only then fight the final boss? That must infuriate speedrunners.
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Mario Tennis (GBC)
Green Missile Random Misfires
Torpedo Ted
Mario Finale
Super Mario Run
King Koopa (Name): I assume in Japanese, this name sounds good. In English, though, clearly Bowser sounds way better. Like Ryuichi Naruhodo versus Phoenix Wright. Well, maybe not quite like that. Like Freezer versus Articuno! That's a better example. But it actually does make sense that Bowser's name would have his people's name in it, that's how actual royal titles worked... except that he has many minions who aren't Koopas.
Monkey! (Dennis Hopper)
"It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it!"
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
King Boo
New Super Mario Bros. (Series)
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper
Mario Clash
Mama Luigi
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
The Beat Goes On
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario
Mario Paint
Fortune Street
Yoshi's Safari
Mario and Wario (Game)
Move Faster, Pokey!
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition
Racist Mario
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Mario Tennis N64/GBC Transfer Pack Functionality
Wario's Woods
Giga Bowser Punch
Fat Yoshi
Bowser Jr.: I refuse to believe that anyone likes Bowser Jr. He serves a purpose, I guess, but he has all of the negative qualities of being an annoying kid and a useless minion character, and the role he fills was already filled by both Kamek and the Koopalings and (for whatever it's worth) Koopa Kid. I guess you can argue that he allows Bowser to show an emotional side, but who cares? And like... I was going to bring this up for Peach, but forgot. In SMS, Bowser Jr calls her "mama," and Peach blinks and is like "I'm your mama...?" and it's like, Peach, how much cocaine are you on right now that you aren't sure if this ten-year-old turtle dragon monster is your son? I realize Peach was never portrayed as a super smart scientist, but I'd at least like to believe that she is capable of counting how many babies she has, and if the number is zero, then capable of figuring out that Bowser Jr cannot be her son. I dunno, let me just be clear about this: no one likes kids in fiction, except for Terminator 2 and Home Alone. Definitely the worst 'main' Mario character.
Mike Tyson
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Mariobama
Mario Golf
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory
LUEshi
Boswer's Clown Car
Super Mario Bros.
Casio Hellburst
Ruined Dragon (SMO)
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Super Mario Bros. (G&W)
Yoshi's Cookie
Bowser is Pissed (Theme)
Bowser in a Bathtub: Why does Bowser fight you in a a giant bathtub? I never understood this. And while it doesn't really look like a bathtub, you can't deny it is one, because Peach is standing on a rubber ducky the whole time. Like, sure, this has to do with the water theme of the game, but who cares? Why a bathtub of all things? The entire game has had a wacky tropical aesthetic up until this one point. Have Bowser fight Mario on some fast-moving awesome surfboards or something. Have Bowser turn into a giant and smash up the amusement park while you turn it against him. Have FLUDD fill up with paint and turn the paint against him! There are many ways to do this, and they choose maybe the worst one. God, is this the worst final boss in a mainline game? I think it probably is.
Yoshi (Game)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing