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- Super Mushroom Tier
Mario Party (Series)
Dorrie
Bob-omb Battlefield
How Many Super Mario Games Are There? (Video)
Metal Mario
Luigi's Up-Taunt
Staff Roll Theme (Mario 64)
Mushroom
Disco Devil (Theme)
Shy Guys on Stilts
Super Mario Strikers (2005)
Rip Van Fish: I mean, sure. It's an enemy that punishes you for playing poorly. You immediately have the chance to avoid them, if you can't, it's on you. It's like an extra game within a game. The problem is that they're only in water levels, and no one likes water levels. I don't know if any game ever has a water level that people actually like, except games that are entirely water levels.
Shellcreeper
Tattle: The scan spell in FF, except now it's just a character's main ability. God, sorry, I'm thinking about Persona right now, I'm playing through P3R, and I'd kill for an ability like this. You play through that game and know that every enemy has a weakness, but what the weakness will be is completely random and nonsensical. You look at a tree guy and hit it with fire, and then its weakness is lightning or something.
Stealing Stars with Boo
Pipes
Bowser Meets Bowser
Little Stylus
"So long, gay Bowser!"
Sammer's Kingdom (Theme)
Hide and Seek mods
Super Mario Galaxy
Bowser Theme (Super Mario World 2)
Mario Quiz Cards
Puzzle Plank Galaxy (Theme)
Mario Tennis: Power Tour
Bah (NSMB Music)
March 10th
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Mario + Rabbids
Slider (Theme)
Starman
Donkey Kong (1981)
Wreck-It Ralph
Wiggler
Steam Gardens (Theme)
Mushroomy Kingdom
Boomerang Suit
Giga Bowser
Chargin' Chuck
Rainbow Road (Fat Bearded Guy Song)
Jim Carrey as Wario in SMB2
Gust Garden Galaxy (Theme)
Tonkachi Mario
Paragaloomba: Look, man. I Know I gave paratroopas a really high ranking, but galoombas are nowhere near as cool as koopa troopas. Best I can do for you is mid-tier. Galoombas are so ugly.
Kaizo Mario World
Super Mario 3D Land
Wet-Dry World
Tiny Toon Adventures (NES): Wow, so this is a Mario Bros clone made by... Konami? Hm, must've been made in the Before Times, long ago, before their souls had been completely corrupted by pachinko. Honestly, it doesn't look terrible. It has four playable characters with unique abilities, it doesn't look AWFUL to control, and some stuff is changed up from the original. Like, I could imagine playing this as a kid, maybe, unlike most of the other clones I've seen here.
Talking Flowers
Trials of Death
Mallow
Baby Park
Mary O
Brooklyn
Dennis Hopper
Anya Taylor-Joy
Tumble (Mario Party 3)
Angry Sun
Weegee
I'm a Chuckster
Captain Toad
Do the Mario
Fireworks (End of Level)
Eely-Mouth
Super Mario Bros Super Show
Wart
Kublai Khan
Tetris Attack
7 Grand Dad
Toaster
Super Mario Bros. 2
Wario Land (Virtual Boy)
Blue Shell (NSMB)
Backwards Long Jump
Parental Controls (Nintendo Switch)
Chuckya
Donkey Kong Arcade Cabinet
Reznor
Final Fantasy Characters (Mario Hoops 3-on-3)
Mouser
Honeylune Ridge: Escape (Theme): What is the Sonic music in my Mario game? When I want shitty buttrock, I already have an entire separate platformer series to play, I don't need it here, too... and it's STILL better than Sonic music. I'm sorry, Sonic is like the worst series relative to how popular and well-known it is. It's just garbage.

- Frog Suit Tier
Great Giana Sisters
Mario's Picross
e-Reader Functions (Super Mario Advance 4)
Somari
Peach Blossom
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Super Mario Spikers
Negative Zone
A Day at the Races (Mario Party 2)
Lou Albano
Shadow Mario Paint
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Flutter
Wapeach: I expected Wapeach to be in one of the first nomination groups. I guess I made this topic a month too late. My feelings on her are simple: Miyamoto was absolutely in the right to shut this down. She'd completely change the dynamic of Wario and Waluigi, she's just a reference to an anime character (albeit, I didn't catch it, because I don't know much about classic anime), and her design just isn't that great to start with. The only part I really like is the Xs cut out of her dress. She's not horrendous, and she is better than some real Mario characters, but the series is better off without her.
Toad (Character)
Year of Luigi
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Flyswatting Minigame (Mario Paint)
Dong Dong Never Die
Mario Punch: I mean, I've never drank this, and it was last sold in 1994, so there's no way I can possibly rank it. "The taste of Mario Punch Soda was said to be a Fruit Punch flavored soda." I couldn't even find examples of it for sale on Amazon. I can only presume that this forgotten soda wasn't very good. To be honest, I don't like punch, I mostly only drink water.
Super Princess Peach
Super Guide
3-Up Moon
Mario Bros.
Peach
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Mario Mandate
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Mario Tennis (GBC): God, the GBC was still around in 2001! This was AFTER the GBA had already come out. Remember when Nintendo just lied and said the GBA and DS would run concurrently? Ha. How utterly bizarre a concept, an RPG mode where you play as randos in attempt to beat the ultimate tennis player: Mario. Anyway, let me tell you, I think the GBC was just straight-up not up to the task of simulating a tennis game correctly. And what is with these early-mid 2000s Mario sports games and including a ton of no-name randos? I don't want to play as Beth. I'm playing a Mario game, I want to play as Mario characters. Sean can get fucked.
Green Missile Random Misfires
Torpedo Ted
Mario Finale
Super Mario Run
Monkey! (Dennis Hopper)
"It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it!"
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
King Boo
New Super Mario Bros. (Series)
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper
Mario Clash
Mama Luigi
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
The Beat Goes On
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario
Mario Paint
Fortune Street
Yoshi's Safari
Mario and Wario (Game)
Move Faster, Pokey!
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition
Racist Mario
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Mario Tennis N64/GBC Transfer Pack Functionality
Wario's Woods
Giga Bowser Punch
Fat Yoshi
Mike Tyson
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Mariobama: I watched exactly one video. I will not elaborate on this ranking.
Mario Golf
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory
LUEshi
Boswer's Clown Car
Super Mario Bros.
Casio Hellburst
Ruined Dragon (SMO): Oh god, I completely forgot about SMO having a few random realistic-looking creatures in addition to cartoony Mario creatures. What the fuck was with that? It was so bizarre. This thing isn't nearly cartoony enough to be in a Mario game, it needs to look way more like Hooktail.
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Super Mario Bros. (G&W): Finding gameplay of this game was way more difficult than I expected. Why would I ever want to play SMB on a G&W system? The announcement trailer proudly tells me that the system also has a clock. This launched in November of 2021. I can't possibly imagine anything less impressive than your electronic device having a clock in 2021. The only electronics I own that don't have clocks are my airpods and calculator, and if you told me that TI-85s have a secret clock function I don't know about, I would not really be surprised. This is just the dumbest thing. People who spend their time porting Doom to washing machines or whatever are spending it better than this game.
Yoshi's Cookie
Bowser is Pissed (Theme)
Yoshi (Game)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing