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- Super Mushroom Tier
Mario Party (Series)
Bob-omb Battlefield
How Many Super Mario Games Are There? (Video)
Metal Mario
Luigi's Up-Taunt
Staff Roll Theme (Mario 64)
Disco Devil (Theme)
Shy Guys on Stilts
Super Mario Strikers (2005)
Shellcreeper
Stealing Stars with Boo
Pipes
Bowser Meets Bowser
"So long, gay Bowser!"
Sammer's Kingdom (Theme)
Hide and Seek mods
Super Mario Galaxy: The most forgettable main Mario game, except SMG2 and maybe LL. SMB1 is the first, SMB2 has all of its weird history, SMB3 and SMW are just really good, SM64 took us into 3D, SMS is the bad one, and Odyssey just gets everything right. SMG gets respect for being generally good, but whatever innovation or interesting ideas it has are wrapped up entirely in playing with the environment, and those are mostly just "here's a cool gravity thing." Like, tell me a single boss in this game besides Bowser and the lava octopus. Tell me a single level with any kind of environmental storytelling besides Rosalina's spaceship. Like, all you need are some aliens you meet now and again instead of Toads, and they can be like "Bowser invaded our planet," and then later you find their planet and it's a city, but Bowser's guys are all over it. Done.
Bowser Theme (Super Mario World 2)
Mario Quiz Cards
Puzzle Plank Galaxy (Theme)
Mario Tennis: Power Tour
Bah (NSMB Music)
March 10th
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Mario + Rabbids
Slider (Theme)
Starman
Donkey Kong (1981)
Wreck-It Ralph
Wiggler
Steam Gardens (Theme): I'm going to assume you mean the theme, and not the part of a level. This is... fine. It's not super woodsy, but it's a little woodsy. Honestly, the deep twangs remind me of like a pit stop on a desert road in the middle of the US, but I'll allow it.
Mushroomy Kingdom
Giga Bowser
Chargin' Chuck
Rainbow Road (Fat Bearded Guy Song)
Jim Carrey as Wario in SMB2
Gust Garden Galaxy (Theme)
Tonkachi Mario
Kaizo Mario World
Super Mario 3D Land
Wet-Dry World: You fool, it has a hyphen in its name. Anyway, as far as N64 water stages with rising and lowering water levels go, this is definitely better than the Water Temple. The background being a random city in Yemen is pretty surreal, I ddin't know that. Man, stop nominating the most random levels that no one remembers or cares about.
Talking Flowers
Trials of Death
Mallow
Baby Park
Mary O
Brooklyn
Dennis Hopper
Anya Taylor-Joy
Tumble (Mario Party 3)
Angry Sun
Weegee: I mean, it's easy to see why he's popular. The posture is super bizarre and awkward, his face is off-putting, everything about him is poorly-drawn, his eyebrows being arched makes him look super interested in whatever he's looking at, and Luigi is, in general, the most memeable Mario character. He may not have the biggest memes (Bowsette), but he definitely has the largest number of memes. But like, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that there is anything to this character or meme at all.
I'm a Chuckster
Captain Toad
Do the Mario
Fireworks (End of Level)
Eely-Mouth
Super Mario Bros Super Show
Kublai Khan
Tetris Attack
7 Grand Dad
Toaster
Super Mario Bros. 2
Wario Land (Virtual Boy)
Backwards Long Jump
Parental Controls (Nintendo Switch)
Chuckya
Reznor
Final Fantasy Characters (Mario Hoops 3-on-3)
Mouser

- Frog Suit Tier
Great Giana Sisters
Mario's Picross
e-Reader Functions (Super Mario Advance 4): God, now I have to look this up again. Wait, you need to link a GBA to a second GBA that has a e-Reader installed? You can't just use the first GBA? Bizarre. Okay, so three types of cards: power-up cards, whatever, basically just an amiibo. Demo cards, video of Mario speedrunning a level, wow I don't care. Level cards, installs a new level into the game. Well, that one is actually content, so it wins based just on that, but my instinct is that the new levels will be lazy trash. Let's check them out. You know, maybe I was wrong. They don't look AMAZING, but they do look to be about the same quality as a random average Mario level of the era, maybe a little lower. I dunno, man, Nintendo has to have known even at the time that interacting with physical objects is a pain for these kinds of things. The fact that there is actual real content to them is a bonus, as opposed to Amiibo "you can train an AI to fight without you playing!" content, so it does have that going for it.
Peach Blossom
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Super Mario Spikers
A Day at the Races (Mario Party 2): This is another one of those trash minigames. Whomever gets to choose last is at a huge disadvantage, the Thwomp basically never wins, there is functionally no player interaction (you look at the racers before the race, check to see who moves fastest in their idle animation, and vote for them), and it's basically just another random chance game, except that the first three can sabotage the last by not choosing Thwomp. Conceptually, this is better than the other one, though, because the idea of Mario enemies racing, and each of them having distinct advantages and disadvantages, is actually good. The execution is bad, though.
Lou Albano
Shadow Mario Paint
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Flutter
Toad (Character)
Year of Luigi: More than ten years ago. Alright, so let's check what games came out: Luigi's Mansion 2, Mario & Luigi 4, New Super Luigi U, Luigi Bros in Super Mario 3D World, Dr. Luigi, and Super Luigi Bros in NES Remix 2. I have played exactly one of these, which is NSLU. I'm not going to lie here: the Year of Luigi is super unimpressive. He really needed some kickass game to turn things around, and the best he got was another 3DS horror title. Man, the Year of Luigi was to honor thirty years since Luigi's creation. You know what? In 2026, we'll have thirty years since Pokemon.
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Dong Dong Never Die
Super Princess Peach
Super Guide: I mean... I guess I can't have a problem with this in theory. It doesn't affect people trying to play the game normally, and you can always just ignore it. But, like... It just FEELS wrong, you know? I realize that it means more people can enjoy the game at zero cost to anyone, but I know that I would have been too proud to use this as a kid, even if it meant I couldn't beat the game. And I would have made fun of my friends for using it. I know because I made of them for cheating in emulated games.
3-Up Moon
Mario Bros.
Peach
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Green Missile Random Misfires
Torpedo Ted
Mario Finale
Monkey! (Dennis Hopper)
"It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it!"
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
King Boo
New Super Mario Bros. (Series)
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper
Mario Clash
Mama Luigi
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
The Beat Goes On
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario
Mario Paint
Fortune Street
Yoshi's Safari
Mario and Wario (Game)
Move Faster, Pokey!
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition
Racist Mario
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Mario Tennis N64/GBC Transfer Pack Functionality
Wario's Woods
Giga Bowser Punch
Fat Yoshi
Mike Tyson
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Mario Golf
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory
LUEshi
Boswer's Clown Car
Super Mario Bros.
Casio Hellburst
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Yoshi's Cookie
Bowser is Pissed (Theme)
Yoshi (Game)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing