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Yoshi's Safari
Move Faster, Pokey!
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition
Racist Mario
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Mario Tennis N64/GBC Transfer Pack Functionality: You know, at least in theory, connecting your different games using this to access extra bonuses is a cool idea. Compare that to Amiibos, which are just blatantly "how do we squeeze more money out of people?" Okay, so what does this unlock... Four extra characters. Oh, ALex, Harry, Nina, and Kate, of course! My favorite Mario characters! And the Wii, Wii U, and Switch versions of the game don't include them because there's no transfer pack, how lazy and pathetic. And you can unlock six more courts! How nice. Yeah, no. Even as a kid, I would not have bothered unlocking this stuff even if it would have only taken five minutes. I view this as purely a way to squeeze more money out of you, as opposed to the Pokemon transfer pack uses, which were actually valid and some value.
Wario's Woods
Giga Bowser Punch: This is not like a definitive Bowser thing. Bowser's final smash should be, like, him on the clown copter, but I get that that's Bowser Jr's thing in the context of Smash. Either make it some kind of super firebreath, or he knocks you onto a bridge and then cuts it so you fall into lava, or Kamek shows up and curses you, or something like that. Low tier for sure, Smash specials need to be references, and this is just nothing. That said, Bowser is at least associated with attacking things, so it's better than Dr. Mario's and Daisy's final smashes.
Fat Yoshi
Mike Tyson
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Mario Golf
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory
LUEshi
Boswer's Clown Car
Super Mario Bros.: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach!: I read a synopsis of the plot, and let me tell you, the most shocking thing is the plot twist that there's a prince who's just a regular guy and he's engaged to Peach. And then he just marries her instead of Mario. It's like... the recent Mario movie did things right. You don't bother trying to have a logical story with Mario. Even Zelda, which is a million times more logic-focused than Mario, is still something you don't bother with story with. Huh, this is the first Mario media to establish Mario and Bowser are both in love with Peach? How bizarre. God, the Toads on the screen cover are so horrifying. Anyway, I'm sorry, this is a mildly interesting piece of Mario history, but I have zero interest in ever watching it. What little I watched on youtube looks like trash.
Casio Hellburst
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Yoshi's Cookie
Bowser is Pissed (Theme)
Yoshi (Game)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing

- Poison Mushroom Tier
I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater
Mario Kart Tour
Mario Teaches Typing
Rubberbanding: I mean, I get it. There is no other way to make it challenging to play against computers. But it's also super annoying, obnoxious, and unfair. It reminds me of playing Starcraft as a kid, and on tougher difficulties, the computer just plain gets more resources than you do.
Super Mario Bros. Special
Doctor Finale: Like, for God's sake, it has nothing to do with Dr. Mario the game besides pills. The only good thing about this smash is that I once knocked out my friend with it. As I used it, I said "I prescribe pain!" and when he died, he punched me.
Super Mario Land
Puzzle & Dragons
Bowser's Big Blast
Watch for Rolling Rocks (0.5x A Presses)
Luigi Meeting Himself
Mario Screaming (Video)
Tatanga
Super Hornio Brothers
Daisy Blossom: Exactly the same as Peach, except with Daisy. But at least the drawn Peach images are a reference to her game. Daisy doesn't even have that. Complete trash.
Toadette
Hand Injuries (Mario Party)
Pink Gold Peach
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Pachinko Game (SMS)
Robirdo
Yakuman DS
Big Bertha x Mario (Mario Comics)
Wendy O. Koopa
Hotel Mario Cutscenes
Petey Piranha
Mario Galaxy 2 Glitch

- Blue Shell Tier
Subspace Dubbed Over
Mario Pissing
Blue Shells just Before the Finish Line
Birdo

- Veto
Super Nintendo World (Universal Studios): This is in Univesal City? Oh hell, I'm like half an hour away from this, I had no idea. Argh, I could go to this literally tomorrow. I... I actually might have to do this now. I'm going to try to visit this by the end of the year.