LogFAQs > #979012060

- Super Mushroom Tier
Mario Party (Series): The second best Mario subseries to play with friends or family. I can't call it skillless, but the randomness and importance of the luck is even more pronounced than in Kart. Kart is, like, a really good player will never lose to a bad player, even if they're really unlucky. A bad Mario Party player can just get a "switch stars with someone else" space at the last second for no reason. It is fun, and it definitely lets Nintendo show off all of their insane minigame ideas, but like... there comes a point in every Mario Party game, about 2/3rds of the way through regardless of length, when I'm ready for it to be over. It's somehow way more exhausting and tense than Mario Kart. At least if you're losing, Mario Kart is over quickly. Mario Party can last what feels like forever.
How Many Super Mario Games Are There? (Video)
Metal Mario
Luigi's Up-Taunt
Staff Roll Theme (Mario 64)
Disco Devil (Theme)
Super Mario Strikers (2005)
Shellcreeper
Stealing Stars with Boo
Pipes: The only remaining conceit of the original premise involving plumbing. Like, there actually is a tiny nugget of logic involved in traveling through a pipe, since they obviously connect Place A to Place B, but everything else is insane. Why are the pipes large enough for Mario to pass through? Why do they never connect to other pipes, but instead just jut out into the air? Why are they green? I've never seen a green pipe in my entire life.
Bowser Meets Bowser
"So long, gay Bowser!"
Sammer's Kingdom (Theme)
Hide and Seek mods
Bowser Theme (Super Mario World 2)
Mario Quiz Cards
Puzzle Plank Galaxy (Theme)
Mario Tennis: Power Tour
Bah (NSMB Music)
March 10th
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Mario + Rabbids
Slider (Theme)
Starman
Donkey Kong (1981)
Wreck-It Ralph
Wiggler
Mushroomy Kingdom
Giga Bowser
Chargin' Chuck
Rainbow Road (Fat Bearded Guy Song)
Jim Carrey as Wario in SMB2
Gust Garden Galaxy (Theme)
Tonkachi Mario
Kaizo Mario World
Talking Flowers
Trials of Death
Mallow
Baby Park
Mary O
Brooklyn
Dennis Hopper
Anya Taylor-Joy
Tumble (Mario Party 3)
Angry Sun
I'm a Chuckster
Captain Toad
Do the Mario
Fireworks (End of Level)
Eely-Mouth
Super Mario Bros Super Show
Kublai Khan
Tetris Attack
7 Grand Dad
Toaster
Super Mario Bros. 2
Backwards Long Jump
Parental Controls (Nintendo Switch): This is like the lamest commercial. Wait, what is the canon of Bowser Jr playing Mario Kart? Anyway, I remember when I was like seven, I had a friend whose mom installed a parental control on his computer. He was so angry that he took the software and installed it onto her computer to block her from accessing her work stuff. He got grounded for like an entire month for that.
Chuckya
Reznor
Final Fantasy Characters (Mario Hoops 3-on-3)
Mouser

- Frog Suit Tier
Great Giana Sisters
Peach Blossom: I appreciate that the Peach drawings on the side are a reference to Super Princess Peach, but let's not even talk about THAT game. Why do peaches even appear during this? Peach has never actually has association with actual peaches. I kind of appreciate that this is one of the few final smashes that won't kill the target by itself, which is very Peach-like, so I'll give it points for that. But it's not really a reference unto itself, so it's not getting many points on that end.
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Lou Albano
Shadow Mario Paint: I... guess. This is better than Giga Bowser Punch. It is a reference to a game with Bowser Jr in it, so on that basis alone, it's in the top three Mario final smashes.
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Flutter: "Anagram didn't know about this obscure second form of wigglers that have never been in a real Mario game! I'd better nominate it." Wait a second, the first sentence of the Wiki says it's the "imago" of a Wiggler, what the fuck is an imago? The last stage of an insect undergoing metamorphosis? Get the fuck out of here with that. There's no way anyone with a zoology degree has time to write the Flutter entry on the Mario Wiki, so my question is, did someone who already wrote on the Mario Wiki stumble onto this word and then add it, or did he search it out to make the Wiki more technically accurate? God, why is it "Wiggler," someone who wiggles," but it's "Flutter" instead of "Flutterer?" Anyway, these things look dumber than Wigglers.
Toad (Character)
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Dong Dong Never Die
3-Up Moon: "Mr. Producer, fans are complaining that we use magical stars too much in Mario games. What are your orders?" Why does this even give you extra lives? The green mushroom isn't a star!
Mario Bros.
Peach
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Torpedo Ted
Mario Finale: I appreciate that this is very direct and simple, which is appropriate for Mario, but it has nothing to do with any of his games. Mario has never used anything like this. Like, how many power-ups does Mario have that could serve as his ultimate power-up? A blue shell, a cape feather, a starman, a double cherry, Kuribo's Shoe, raccoon leaf, Lakitu's Cloud, mega mushroom, the hammer, the wing cap? There are so many options, and instead Mario just pulls this out of his ass. And don't tell me that it's a reference to Ultra Flare from Mario RPG like the Wiki tries to. Shut up, no it's not.
Monkey! (Dennis Hopper)
"It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it!"
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
King Boo
New Super Mario Bros. (Series)
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper
Mario Clash
Mama Luigi
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario
Mario Paint
Fortune Street