LogFAQs > #978951141

- Frog Suit Tier
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Lou Albano
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Dong Dong Never Die
Mario Bros.
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Torpedo Ted
Mario vs Sonic at the Olympic Games
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper: Who keeps nominating SMS bosses? I'm going to find you and destroy you. He's just a boss who shows up and you fight him. Pull off his tentacles, pull out the cork in his mouth, etc. There's a lot of pulling involved in his battles. I love how verbose the Wiki is about this character. "Gooper Blooper is a larger than average Blooper who never displays much in the way of intelligence and, like most Bloopers, can only speak in indiscernible "bloops". He appears to be loyal to the Koopa Troop, most especially his Bloopers, and will attack anyone who poses a threat to Bowser's plans or attacks his Bloopers, showing that he is also ruthless. He has even attacked ships and sports events on occasion. He also aims to destroy Mario, likely due to his interference in the Koopa Troop's plans and that he tore off one of Gooper Blooper's tentacles upon their first meeting." All of that text to say that he's just a squid. Has Mario ever fought a humanoid enemy in any of his mainline games? Not counting Bowser and his family. I don't think he has, it's always some kind of goofy monster. Even Link occasionally fights another human.
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario: I'm just going to rate the movie version of Luigi here, who is... well, he's Luigi. Why the hell does Google's cast list for this movie list Luigi before Mario? Anyway, John Leguizamo, I just realized he looks a little like Johnny Depp. Check it out, I'm not wrong. Not young Johnny Depp, modern Johnny Depp, they look similar. Look, this character isn't elevating the film, but he's not even the bottom twenty problems with it, so I'm not going to get too much on his case.
Mario Paint
Fortune Street: What the hell, this is a S-E x Mario crossover party game? How have I never heard of this? Oh, look, all of the characters are DQ instead of FF, that's why. I don't understand DQ's popularity at all. The first one, sure, back when it was groundbreaking. But every subsequent game is just the most generic JRPG you can imagine, and they're still insanely popular in Japan. Modern FF may suck, but at least it's not literally the same thing every time. Oh gross, this is just Monopoly? Jesus, just make a Mario Party clone, that's what people want. If I want to play Monopoly, there are a billion variations for me to play, I don't need a Mario x Dragon Quest crossover version.
Yoshi's Safari
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition: I found an explanation of this and watched a little in actino. I'm not really a homhack afficiando, but this seems not fun at all.
Racist Mario
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Fat Yoshi
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory: I had to look this up. This is just completely stupid and not even worth addressing. Even as a kid, I don't think I would have believed this.
LUEshi
Casio Hellburst
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice: Honestly, I have nothing really to say about this, it sounds like a bad impression of Wario, that's fine, except that Wario clearly yells "oh my God" in one of them. Am I crazy? Is that in a real Nintendo product?
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing: I knew about this game as a kid, but I was never able to find a rom of it, so I've still never played it. God, a point-and-click for Mario, what a completely wrong genre for h--is THIS where that creepy image of Luigi is from? Goddamn, that's his expression in every single screenshot. Wow, this Wiki page listing all of the errors in the game's geographical knowledge is insane. Yeah, gonna level with you: I've never played this, but I get the feeling it's trash.

- Poison Mushroom Tier
I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater: I had to look this up. Is this the most obscure Mario merch ever? God, I've said this before, but Nintendo is obviously very defensive of its properties now, can you imagine if they still rented out their characters for these kinds of ugly monstrosities?
Mario Kart Tour
Mario Teaches Typing
Bowser's Big Blast
Watch for Rolling Rocks (0.5x A Presses)
Luigi Meeting Himself
Mario Screaming (Video): Most things on the internet are bad or forgettable. I will forget about this ten seconds after placing it in the tier list. I do like the autotuning to make it sound really awful, though.
Super Hornio Brothers
Toadette
Hand Injuries (Mario Party): God, some of these minigames. Let me tell you about Star Fox Adventures. I played that game as a kid for a few hours, got to the point where you had to do some challenge against a dinosaur that was lifting something, but it was really pressing a button super fast. I just straight-up couldn't do it. To this day, I've never played past that part. This is also why I hate Ocelot's torture sequence in MGS1. It's a good sequence, but I hate playing through it.
Pink Gold Peach
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Pachinko Game (SMS)
Yakuman DS
Big Bertha x Mario (Mario Comics)
Wendy O. Koopa
Hotel Mario Cutscenes
Petey Piranha
Mario Galaxy 2 Glitch

- Blue Shell Tier
Mario Pissing
Blue Shells just Before the Finish Line
Birdo

- Veto
ProtonJon: Is this some mid-level LPer? Get out of here with this. The only LP I watch is Game Grumps.