LogFAQs > #978920407

- Poison Mushroom Tier
Mario Kart Tour: I didn't even know this exists. Weird Nintendo phone games I've never heard of, this happened a lot in the other topics, too. Oh gross, it has lootboxes and gacha mechanics? I hope you like low tier.
Tekken Tag Tournament Mario Costumes: ... You know, I know I said that I love crossover stuff, but I guess the unstated assumption I was making was that the crossover stuff would actually look good. Like, the Soul Calibur Star Wars stuff I ranked super low in that topic. Maybe instead of giving each Mario character's outfit to 5+ characters, they should have just focused on making one character look good for each. I don't think a single Tekken character looks good dressed as these Mario characters. Lei as Toad and Lili as Peach are probably the best ones, but... I'm going to go ahead and say this is not very good, actually. Paul wearing the Mario hat on top of his super tall hair is funny, though. I would not pay for these to be in my game. I would actually pay for them to be removed.
Mario Teaches Typing
Luigi Meeting Himself: How lazy can you be? At least change it to being another character than Luigi, or at least make it Nega-Luigi or something. I appreciate that they at least wrote alternate dialogue, which is almost more effort than I expected. "Tell Rosalina I found this one!" Luigi, I see what you're doing there, back off, she's mine.
Super Hornio Brothers: There were two porn parodies of the live-action film? And Nintendo bought the rights to the films to block their distribution? The first one has been scrubbed and no known copies exist, while the second was rediscovered in 2009? "A computer virus informs the brothers that King Pooper (Buck Adams), based on Bowser (also known as King Koopa), has kidnapped Princess Perlina (Chelsea Lynx), based on Princess Peach. King Pooper intends on forcefully having Perlina help him travel to Earth with a tub full of semen energized by a special generator." The Peach parody saves the Luigi parody, but leaves the Mario one to die to the Bowser one? King Pooper needs to procreate to create more offspring, so he... just hires a prostitute? Is that even evil of him? I watched part of this on youtube. I'm going to be honest, I've never watched a porn parody of any kind before, and I was expecting something simple, like "Hornio and Screwigi learn they must have sex with Princess Puss before King Boobser can," and then just twenty minutes of fucking. The actual plot of this movie is way more elaborate than I expected, and actually makes more sense than the real 90s movie. Doesn't make it good, though.
Pink Gold Peach
Pachinko Game (SMS)
Yakuman DS
Big Bertha x Mario (Mario Comics): It took me a minute to track this down. I just realized, I haven't seen anyone use the ol' "ugly villainous woman attracted to the hero" trope in a while, is that a dead trope now? I mean, I'm willing to ignore the fact that she's a fish (not even a fish-woman, just a fish) who's into human men, that's fine. What I'm not willing to ignore, and I guess what I never knew until just now, is that the 90s Mario movie has a character named after her who is very much not a fish.
Wendy O. Koopa
Hotel Mario Cutscenes
Mario Galaxy 2 Glitch

- Blue Shell Tier
Birdo

- Veto
Wall Kicks Will Work: I have no idea what you meant by this. I googled it and got completely unremarkable Mario 64 guide videos. Give me a specific video to watch, I guess is what I mean.