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LinkPizza posted...

Other humans

This is a close second Though, since humans would make the first one, I guess it still fits

Everything on the list besides solar flares is pretty much "other humans" so I guess he wants us to pick which way we wipe ourselves out.

The likelyhood of a solar flare wiping out all life on this planet (and humans would be harder to extinguish then all life honestly at this point (even if we count as life, I mean all life that doesn't have a ton of technology to protect them/create a safe zone etc) before humanity un-lifes itself is very small.

I believe it will be WWIII but.......it's not the war people expect. It all starts with the great pizza wars of 2025, when people finally take side on the pineapple on pizza debate. It starts small, but eggs have become even more expensive rare, and so has flour, causing the cost of pizza to skyrocket. The debate over if pineapple belongs on pizza gets out of hand and spreads from city to city with mass rioting and looting and utter chaos, eventually the US falls into Anarchy and the government collapses. China takes this opportunity to invade, seeing the US as the last bastion on the planet that could prevent it's domination. Turns out that there were still nukes being manned in the US though and the pro-pineapple crazy people shoot them off, which causes both China and Russia to also do so, before you know it nobody in the world has pizza anymore, and before the end, humanity has become like locusts, eating everything they see (including each other), despoiling all the land and water sources and eventually creating an unsustainable life cycle that leads to even sea creatures becoming extinct.

All because of some heathens thinking pineapple on pizza is ok......sigh.