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Topic$250,000 -- but you can never have sex?
Kakapo
02/27/23 10:39:30 PM
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STEROLIZER posted...
Ever try working on yourself?

Like maybe:

* March: google "BJJ Gyms" in your area, and then join it tomorrow. Force yourself to go for an hour a day, three days a week
* April: join a lifting gym, and force yourself to go three times a week on your days off from BJJ
* May: start forcing yourself to go to one bar for one hour, every weekend. You have to stay the full hour.
* June: start doing BJJ 5 days a week, including on your lifting days. Stay at the bars for 2 hours each weekend, and you have to talk to at least one stranger a night (doesn't have to be a girl).
* July: start attending industry events (meetups) of whatever interests you. Gaming, Comics, Tech, Film, Crypto, etc.
* August: force yourself to talk to, and start trading personal info w/ the people you are talking to at these bars on the weekend. You need to trade at least one Facebook/Phone Number/Insta each time -- doesn't have to be a girl.
* September: start lifting 5x week as well. Start applying that same "bar ultimatum" to your local industry events, and trading contact info with at least one person there.
* October: start budgeting for travel to mainstream industry events, and start budgeting for concerts and other large scale social events. Raise the ultimatum from one person to two person at all industry events & clubs.
* November: you'll be in shape by this time, add muay thai (kickboxing) to your practice schedule. Now three days a week its two hours (Muay Thai on top of your BJJ) instead of one. Make an effort to invite at least one person (from your gym, or now extensive contact list) out with you to the bars/clubs/concerts/meetups/industry events every weekend. You have to actually proactively ask them to come with you.
* December: you now go to a bar/nightclub both nights (Friday & Saturday), for a total of at least 8 times a month, and you are inviting at least one friend with you each time. You must now talk to at least one girl each night out.
* January: you are now using your industry contacts (also your friends) to put together a resume, and start a new career doing something you both enjoy and are actually good at. You must now talk to at least two girls each night out.
* February: you are still working out, still working towards that new job, still going out with friends. You must now invite at least 3 people out with your each weekend, putting together an active friends circle.. Take initiative, and add your various friends to a group chat -- they can also add their own friends to it. Use it to coordinate events, and job opportunities. You must now ask at least one girl for her phone number each night out. You don't allow yourself to go home without taking the plunge.
* March 2024: It's been a year, your are now in shape, with a healthy friend circle, a burgeoning new career, holding several text conversations with women you've met IRL, and are actively organizing dates; heck, you've decided to join (and pay for premium membership) at just about every major dating app that services your area. Your virginity -- if not lost yet, will certainly be coming to an end in the near future.

Or you know. You could just keep shitposting on the GameFaqs Current Events board day in and day out. Just perpetually online. Forever lonely. The choice is yours.

Good Luck Homeboy.
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