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Remember when God killed a guy just because he didnt like him.
But his wife was a direct ancestor to Jesus, so his brother, Onan, had to make her pregnant in his dead brothers name. But Onan wanted his own kids instead, so he pulled out and wasted his seed on the floor. Multiple times.
God disliked this, so he killed Onan.
There was a third brother, but his father, Judas, didnt want him to die as well, because he thought she was cursed.
One day Judas would herd some sheep and would be away for some weeks, so the woman ran to a city he would pass and dressed up as a prostitute. Then she sedused him and got pregnant.
When he saw that she was pregnant, he almost stoned her to death until he realized that he was the father.