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| Topic | The secret to getting girls |
| action52 01/27/23 6:57:40 AM #1: | Be courteous, kind and forgiving. Be gentle and peaceful each day. Be warm and human and grateful. And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike. Be witty and happy and wise. Be honest and love all your neighbors. Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus. Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent. Criticize things you don't know about. Be oblong and have your knees removed. These are 100% effective, and all 100% original, thought of by me. Yep... --- And who are you, my little friend? Not a spoon... not a fork... but something in between. A fpoon. What will you think of next, Germany? ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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