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action52
01/27/23 6:57:40 AM
#1:


Be courteous, kind and forgiving.
Be gentle and peaceful each day.
Be warm and human and grateful.
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike.
Be witty and happy and wise.
Be honest and love all your neighbors.
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus.
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about.
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

These are 100% effective, and all 100% original, thought of by me. Yep...

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The_Korey
01/27/23 7:00:29 AM
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Kongrats. I had a good rhythm going out loud with this, then stumbled over my tongue and krashed.

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Kakapo
01/27/23 8:39:05 AM
#3:


Shades of Deteriorata

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There's resounding gongs and clanging bowls, there's cats to guide my soul
24 hour party parrot
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_BlueMonk
01/27/23 8:41:18 AM
#4:


what worked for me:

1) get really drunk
2) ask your roommate if they want to make out

she was down and now we're married and expecting a 2nd kid

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