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Honorable Mention: Lono
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Hailing from Tampa Bay, Lono is, in terms of presentation, every chaotic action movie star. This isn't to say he's actually a movie star, but to get a feel for how he is, picture how at the end of the day, action stars do nothing quiet. Everything is loud, everything is big, from car chases to exploding TV stations to the sorts of rampages only seen in action films to dramatic escapes via boat. Lono has the subtlety of a truck, and that makes him so much pure fun to be around. Where Lono goes, action is sure to follow. And as public enemy #1 of the Society in Tampa, Lono was a natural ally, and his connection to the mysterious forces controlling the world only makes him more intriguing. It was from him that we learned Max Lord was the Black King of Checkmate, and that the belief outside Antarctica is that Amanda Waller was dead, and it will be through him that we make connections to The Trust, a group of families that financially have dominated the world for ages.

Of course, he also has the other half of the loud action star, which is that he is open about when he is observing things. He flirted with Roz'etta, found out she was gay, and...he sounded largely cool with that, although whether or not he was being playful with his new friend or really thinking he still had a chance was up for debate. This came to a bit of a head when, as part of Lono's escape to Miami, Roz'etta turned into a ladder to help the others climb down to a waiting motorboat. Lono got caught staring very closely at her as he was climbing down. He would get told to quit it, only to blurt out that he was reading the production information on the Roz'etta ladder. This sounds like an excuse, this should be an excuse, but everyone gathered around and would see that, yes, as part of her ladder disguise Roz'etta the engineer did include those details. One of the funniest moments of the campaign, because everything about Lono seemed dirty and illegitimate while claiming he wasn't, and built to a point where Lono was, in fact, just observing a shapeshifter's details up close.

I know scar wants us to return to Miami soon, to get more Lono, and personally I'm feeling the Lono itch from this write-up as well.