Write me a story about Darth Vader getting slimed at the Nickelodeon teen choice awards
Darth Vader, the feared and powerful Sith Lord, stood on the stage of the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards, his menacing presence looming over the audience. He had been invited to present an award, and he was not amused.
As he began to speak, a loud splash interrupted him. A green, slimy substance covered his helmet and body, causing the audience to erupt into laughter.
Darth Vader was enraged. He searched the audience for the culprit, but they were nowhere to be found. He tried to shake off the slime, but it was stuck to him like glue.
The host of the awards show, a teenage boy, approached him with a microphone. "Hey, Darth, looks like you got slimed!" he said, chuckling.
Darth Vader growled and reached for his lightsaber, but it was covered in slime as well. He tried to ignite it, but it sputtered and failed to turn on.
"Oh no, Darth, you can't use your lightsaber here. This is a family-friendly show," the host said, still laughing.
Darth Vader was humiliated. He had been defeated by a silly prank at a children's award show. He vowed to find the person responsible and make them pay for their insolence.
But for now, he had to suffer the embarrassment of being covered in slime in front of the entire audience. He stormed off the stage, his reputation in tatters.
The audience cheered and applauded, delighted by the unexpected turn of events. It was the highlight of the show, and they would never forget the time they saw Darth Vader get slimed at the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards.
How the hell did the AI get so specific it made up that Nickelodeon slime would render a lightsaber useless.