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By now, fans of George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire books the novels adapted into the HBO Max series Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon are used to mildly exhausting updates on his progress on the 11-years-overdue next novel in the series, The Winds of Winter. An episode of the Comedy Central series Stephen Colbert's Tooning Out The News has the latest from Martin, who says sounding fairly sincere about it that he's written around 1,100 to 1,200 pages of the book so far, and just has "another 400, 500 pages" to go.

In this exclusive clip from Martin's episode of the show, scheduled to air after The Daily Show on Dec. 7 at 11:45 p.m. EST, animated host Dr. Ike Bloom (voiced by Inspector Ike's Ikechukwu Ufomadu) takes Martin to task, calling him "a struggling writer let me revise that, truly pathetic who is having trouble meeting deadlines." He calls up hyper-prolific crime writer James Patterson, asking him for advice about how Martin can turn his work around faster.

Patterson first asks how far past his deadline Martin is, and seems taken aback to hear how long the book has been delayed. He suggests that Martin has "writer's constipation," and advises him to change up his writing methods, in terms of still using a DOS computer and the WordStar word processor: "Try something else, then, 'cause that's not working."