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Once upon a time, Tim "The Toolman" Taylor and Hitler decided to team up and colonize Pluto. Tim was a big fan of space exploration, and he was excited at the prospect of helping to build a new home for humanity on the distant dwarf planet. Hitler, on the other hand, was motivated by his desire for conquest and domination.
Together, they assembled a team of scientists, engineers, and astronauts, and set off on an epic journey to Pluto. The trip was long and difficult, but they finally arrived at their destination. They quickly set to work, building a massive space station and establishing a colony on the frozen surface of the planet.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, Elon Musk was getting increasingly frustrated. He had always dreamed of colonizing Mars, but with Tim and Hitler beating him to Pluto, he was feeling left out. So he decided to take matters into his own hands.
Musk launched a massive rocket and set off for Pluto, determined to claim the planet for himself. When he arrived, he found Tim and Hitler already settled in, and a fierce battle ensued. Musk was a formidable opponent, but in the end, he was no match for Tim and Hitler.
In the end, Tim and Hitler emerged victorious, and they celebrated by having a wild party on the surface of Pluto. They invited Musk to join them, and he accepted, grudgingly. But as they all drank and danced, they realized that they had formed an unlikely friendship. And as they looked up at the stars, they knew that they had achieved something truly remarkable: they had conquered a new world and opened up a whole new frontier for humanity.