LogFAQs > #968889813

Good morning, CE.
Another day, another delicious breakfast.
How are we all doing today?

Me? Im doing fantastic, thanks for asking. Just my average morning meal as usual, and I got a nice discount too. You see, some restaurant owners have decided to raise prices on all the food, but the thing is, every restaurant in the US is 15% off for me. And to top it all off, no extra money for anyone who wasn't actually involved in the preparation of the food.

This might upset some of you, but just hear me out. Nothing makes my morning like seeing some immature and entitled worker seethe uncontrollably for not getting $5 to hand me some food. You want $5? You can negotiate a higher wage from your employer, or you can acquire some marketable skills and get a different profession, it's that simple. Automated machines are the future anyway, so you should already be doing this.

"NO, TC, YOU HAVE TO TIP THEM, THEY'LL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD!"
Nope. They don't remember who I am. I go out to eat like twice a month and it's rarely at the same place.

I just can't wrap my head around this idea. You want me to pay a tip for an employee who makes too much already? I'm insulted at the very thought of it. Do you realize that by helping low skilled workers make a comfortable/high salary, youre reinforcing their childish behavior and they aren't going to have any reason to pursue a career in something else? Look, you're supposed to pay for food, that's it. Who came up with this idea that I should pay someone for handing it to me? Absolutely ridiculous.