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I've come to believe that Bowser doesn't actually capture Peach so much as she's got a weird fetish where she needs Mario to save her for her to get off. No kink shaming.

Since we're assuming DK gets all powers I'd say Peach gets all powers and I think that's enough for her to win. She puts him to sleep then hits him while rage vibing. Let's not forget, she's not only picked up boulders larger than her she's lifted up rocket ships that were buried underground in a single motion. Her in-game feats of strength are incredible. Having someone that strong smash you over the head with a frying pan while you're asleep? Not a good day for anybody. Having that person invincible and literally burning anything she touches makes that day even worse.