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6. Enchantress (June Moone)
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Looney Juney. June, a sweet girl possessed by the spirit of a powerful sorceress, at some point, gave up and said "Enchantress take the wheel" and since then June has been nothing but a filterless bitchy rude disgusting predatory ball of what should be evil, but due to her associations has turned out on the side of what we would call good, and is given what should be a long leash but is perhaps the shortest in that she's stuck in a bar with some ghosts, a Ragman who likes her, the fecking Hellblazer, and a talking pillow, all due to the Spectre's influence.

So in some manners, Enchantress is the character the players least want to interact with. I mean, she straight up says she'll chew them up and spit them out, swallow their souls, devour them completely...

So it's no surprise that queen of bad decisions, Saoirse, chose to spend more time with her.

I mean, people don't go on safaris to look at animals. They can do that in a zoo. They go on safaris to be amongst the animals, the beasts, the carnivores. The danger is what draws them in. Danger is alluring, danger is sexy, danger is warning signs and red flags and the danger-seeker is just a bull.

So yeah, Saoirse hooked up with June.

It was perhaps an ill-advised choice. But, you see, the SECOND time Saoirse went to her, Saoirse requested that she wore the Supergirl costume Enchantress had in her wardrobe and she said yes and maybe stole Saoirse's spell of casting lightning so anytime Saoirse casts it it's in Enchantress's voice and also June stole a piece of Saoirse's soul in the exchange which really wasn't very good and June wasn't clear that she was doing it and that's really the reddest flag of ANYTHING to the point where Constantine risked his life running out of Oblivion to check on Saoirse and really nobody should give June the time of day after that...

So of course Saoirse went back a third time.

One might call this addiction, one might call it self-hatred, one might call it martyrism or a savior-complex, but most everybody except for Saoirse would call it stupidity. But stupid is as stupid does. Which makes stupid June Moone.

And you know, she put that piece of Saoirse's soul to good use - she put it in her scarf and now has a familiar that keeps her neck warm and reminds her of her prey and/or crush(as Saoirse likes to say it).

Meet... Stitchentyme!
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I mean, how can you look at that cutie and not want to court such a fine woman as this carnivorous and evil dealer of souls and...

Look, I realize this write-up has been a lot of me trying to justify Saoirse going back to this addiction more than she should, so I'll talk about some other interactions.

June and Lush! June knows that Saoirse is friendly with Lush so June sort of sets herself up as this rival or at least makes it clear that she knows what Saoirse and Lush did and tells Lush what she knows about Saoirse...

June and Spirit! Spirit loves Christmas and drank some Christmas sands that gave him Christmas cheer, and recently lost his heart and the only thing keeping him going is Christmas and he also was helping Constantine use Christmas to pester June and then June waged war on Christmas itself.

Basically what I'm getting at is that June is antagonistic to pretty much everybody.

She is just one of the worst we could have back at base and yet she is perfectly aligned with us where we won't (probably) cross away from it. And there's something to be said for being able to interact with such a dark being so safely... or not safely. Maybe that's why Saoirse can't get enough.

Also, thanks to June, I got this fun art done.
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Hint for 5: This character is not white.