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BuckVanHammer posted...

in high school i doodled a cyborg that was shit+machine instead of human. came up with a dumb backstory of a scientist hit with some kinda ray and takes a radioactive living shit. mechanical parts added to keep him living.

so ya. shitborg. a literal shit superhero

i keep the idea alive with wwe shit cyborg caws.

masterpug53 posted...

The Terrible Toilet

The Toilet was once a happy high school student...with an after-school plumbing job. Then the pipes got clogged...too clogged! That blast turned the happy boy...into the Terrible Toilet!!

These both have potential. A... certain menacing potential, as if there is a time bomb... ticking under our feet... in the very SEWER LINES!
The e.coli that live in our gut have been waiting patiently. So very patiently, with their hive mind consciousness that expands from the soil, to the guts of humans and other animals, to various tainted smallgoods products... They have been thinking and planning unobserved. They have been fashioning an avatar, an expression of their will. With an intellect that only a brain of quintillion cells linked by psychic threads of "lol poop germs" could fashion, The Terrible Toilet unleashed The Shitborg upon an unsuspecting world.

There shall be blood.

There shall be tears.

There shall be poop.

There shall be revenge upon millions of half-heartedly washed hands.