Current Events > ITT, we make up shitty superheroes and villains

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Masked Capone - a cheese themed supervillain gangster who often works well with Teary Misu

You said shitty supervillains

Morrison the Mediocre - His very presence inspires mediocrity in everyone within 5km

Nothing

He has no powers or abilities, he just robs places in a costume and shouts stuff like, "NOTHING CAN DEFEAT SUPERMAN!"

The Gun-Sniffing Lad!

He can smell a gun from fifty miles away!

He lives in America, smells thousands of guns at all times, and is in a constant state of sensory overload.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Morrison the Mediocre - His very presence inspires mediocrity in everyone within 5km

His main targets are the petty cash drawers of small businesses and stealing gum from convenience stores. So far, hes been found to be practically uncatchable because any attempts to apprehend him have been vaguely incompetent.

Red Shift

His anarchic superpower allows him to effect traffic lights within a radius of 8 kilometers, making them display red longer than usual, and ultimately causing desyncs in the traffic system that lead to enormous jams.

Meltman with the power to melt.

The_Creep_2020 posted...

Masked Capone - a cheese themed supervillain gangster who often works well with Teary Misu

Don't sleep on dairy based superpowers. They're deadlier than you may think.

Harriet Boubini, the Mammarian Magician

She can transform her boobs into any object...so long as that object has the same mass as her boobs and doesn't need to detach from her body.

Dental Dan - a mastermind of oral hygiene

dick butt
he got a dick on his butt and he shaped like a dick

Oubliettes posted...

dick butt
he got a dick on his butt and he shaped like a dick

How captivating, tell me more.

Slim Jim Man

has the power to turn himself into a slim jim, then back into a person

useful for convenience store stakeouts

Toddhunter.

John Toddhunter is an expert into hunting people named Todd.

Luckily, there is only one Todd Toddhunter needs to hunt.

Seriously tho, what kind of name is that? Its like a fart given human form.

Soft Serve - She can poop ice cream.

Oh wait...that's actually real. >_>

Kajagogo posted...

Soft Serve - She can poop ice cream.

Oh wait...that's actually real. >_>

It is?

The Cooch Drier

makes every vagina in a 100 mile radius completely dry from his presence alone.

inspired by Ben Shapiro ofc.

Shitman

He shows up at an active crime scene, shits his pants, and leaves

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

The Cooch Drier

makes every vagina in a 100 mile radius completely dry from his presence alone.

inspired by Ben Shapiro ofc.

I feel like you could have gone with something more general like "The Drought", or perhaps "Aridificator".

The key here is to dance around the subject.

It's like, we don't want to say directly that a supervillain makes everything smell like the crotch of that horrible ho from Grade 8 who always called you "Mr Stringbeans".

Instead, we'd call the supervillain:

The Fishmonger:

The scourge of nasal cavities everywhere! The Fishmonger leaves nothing but the pungent pong of piscine produce in the sensitive sinuses of citizens and security while they clean out the virgin vaults of the captains of industry!

Cower before their olfactory onslaught! This will be the absolute test for Captain Vagisil!

Ad aspera, true believers!

Serial Reader.
A man that truly believes that knowledge is power (he read that somewhere). So he reads absolutely everything compulsively.

TMOG posted...

Shitman

He shows up at an active crime scene, shits his pants, and leaves

How about The Shart of Darkness.

Who knows what evil lurks in the pants of men?

The Shart knows...

Delta_Force posted...

Serial Reader.
A man that truly believes that knowledge is power (he read that somewhere). So he reads absolutely everything compulsively.

You mean @Sunhawk?

The_Creep_2020 posted...

I feel like you could have gone with something more general like "The Drought", or perhaps "Aridificator".

The key here is to dance around the subject.

It's like, we don't want to say directly that a supervillain makes everything smell like the crotch of that horrible ho from Grade 8 who always called you "Mr Stringbeans".

Instead, we'd call the supervillain:

The Fishmonger:

The scourge of nasal cavities everywhere! The Fishmonger leaves nothing but the pungent pong of piscine produce in the sensitive sinuses of citizens and security while they clean out the virgin vaults of the captains of industry!

Cower before their olfactory onslaught! This will be the absolute test for Captain Vagisil!

Ad aspera, true believers!

yeah, im not very good at coming up with names tbh... lol

The Drought sounds cool tho! >_>

The_Creep_2020 posted...

It is?

Yea, she's part of the X-Men now, I think.

in high school i doodled a cyborg that was shit+machine instead of human. came up with a dumb backstory of a scientist hit with some kinda ray and takes a radioactive living shit. mechanical parts added to keep him living.

so ya. shitborg. a literal shit superhero

i keep the idea alive with wwe shit cyborg caws.

The Terrible Toilet

The Toilet was once a happy high school student...with an after-school plumbing job. Then the pipes got clogged...too clogged! That blast turned the happy boy...into the Terrible Toilet!!

Sir Wannabe
He can copy the powers and looks of his foes but only at 2% maximum power.

Ladydal
She speaks in palindrome language.

BuckVanHammer posted...

in high school i doodled a cyborg that was shit+machine instead of human. came up with a dumb backstory of a scientist hit with some kinda ray and takes a radioactive living shit. mechanical parts added to keep him living.

so ya. shitborg. a literal shit superhero

i keep the idea alive with wwe shit cyborg caws.

masterpug53 posted...

The Terrible Toilet

The Toilet was once a happy high school student...with an after-school plumbing job. Then the pipes got clogged...too clogged! That blast turned the happy boy...into the Terrible Toilet!!

These both have potential. A... certain menacing potential, as if there is a time bomb... ticking under our feet... in the very SEWER LINES!
The e.coli that live in our gut have been waiting patiently. So very patiently, with their hive mind consciousness that expands from the soil, to the guts of humans and other animals, to various tainted smallgoods products... They have been thinking and planning unobserved. They have been fashioning an avatar, an expression of their will. With an intellect that only a brain of quintillion cells linked by psychic threads of "lol poop germs" could fashion, The Terrible Toilet unleashed The Shitborg upon an unsuspecting world.

There shall be blood.

There shall be tears.

There shall be poop.

There shall be revenge upon millions of half-heartedly washed hands.

VIIVincent posted...

Ladydal
She speaks in palindrome language.

If I could bear your children, I would. Willingly.

The Thumbtack - he can penetrate any material in the galaxy, but only 1/8 inch deep.

The Crimson Sailor - uses cherry flavored cool aid to propel himself over any surface. He is limited to how much Kool aid he can carry.

Someone who produces massive amounts of intestinal gasses and can use the high pressure flatulence to propel projectiles from their butt.

uwnim posted...

Someone who produces massive amounts of intestinal gasses and can use the high pressure flatulence to propel projectiles from their butt.

He feasts on raw broccoli, cauliflower, and boiled eggs.

He uses anal beads like a belt fed machine gun...
I think this one actually has potential

uwnim posted...

Someone who produces massive amounts of intestinal gasses and can use the high pressure flatulence to propel projectiles from their butt.

You're missing something significant here, the name.

Something like

Frater Latus (F.Latus), a member of a monastic order that believes that eating lentils is close to godliness.

Or perhaps, Frank Art, who discovered that he had been granted divine powers from the god of taxi drivers, and used them to fight crime. Or perhaps, commit them.

PoopPotato posted...

He feasts on raw broccoli, cauliflower, and boiled eggs.

He uses anal beads like a belt fed machine gun...
I think this one actually has potential

Oh, shit, you're right.

Edit:

Or perhaps he breech-loads himself with Mentos prior to any engagement.

Drybuster. He has the strength to punch through drywall.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Drybuster. He has the strength to punch through drywall.

Alter ego being Stan Ridgway?

Mera - she pollutes the ocean bed while she asleep

The French Tickler - hes French and he tickles people