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Topic | ITT, we make up shitty superheroes and villains |
The_Creep_2020 07/01/22 10:27:29 AM #22: | ZevLoveDOOM posted... The Cooch Drier I feel like you could have gone with something more general like "The Drought", or perhaps "Aridificator". The key here is to dance around the subject. It's like, we don't want to say directly that a supervillain makes everything smell like the crotch of that horrible ho from Grade 8 who always called you "Mr Stringbeans". Instead, we'd call the supervillain: The Fishmonger: The scourge of nasal cavities everywhere! The Fishmonger leaves nothing but the pungent pong of piscine produce in the sensitive sinuses of citizens and security while they clean out the virgin vaults of the captains of industry! Cower before their olfactory onslaught! This will be the absolute test for Captain Vagisil! Ad aspera, true believers! --- All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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