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I read up on that Obnoxio character, too. His origin story reads like a fever dream.

Obnoxio was born to two unrevealed parents, his father walked about before his birth and mother quickly abandoned min by locking him inside a chest and dropping him in a frozen lake. He went to live with his aunt in Kansas alongside his cousin Dorothy and her dog Toto, whom Obnoxio grew to despise. During his infancy he began to develop his clown look, which would remain unchanged throughout his life. During a big storm, Obnoxio left and never saw his family again. He briefly worked as a Nebraska senator before they discovered he lied about his age, enrolled in Clown school but finished bottom of his class. he began working odd jobs, including as a doorman to a homeless shelter among others. Having nothing to his name, he considered ending it all until he was approached by Stan Lee who offered him a job work for Marvel on Crazy Magazine.[2] During this time he also ran for President of the United States on a platform that included a Fat Tax and making all the unemployed run for office to give a job of doing nothing. However, it is presumed to ultimately be unsuccessful.