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LinkDaLunatic
06/25/22 2:12:30 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/8/AAe5BAAADYb2.jpg

and if you don't know, her name is soft serve and she poops ice cream.
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g0ldie
06/25/22 2:13:55 PM
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:/

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ToadallyAwesome
06/25/22 2:14:02 PM
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There is always the early 2000s blunder of Maggot! His stomach mutated into two huge maggots that eat for him and then burrow back into his stomach to feed him.

Gross and weird at the same time!

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Verdekal
06/25/22 2:14:45 PM
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Whatever floats your boat.

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LinkDaLunatic
06/25/22 2:15:18 PM
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solo movie when
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LinkDaLunatic
06/25/22 10:44:23 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Whatever floats your boat.
imagine the root beer floats
stealth bump for night CE
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Kitt
06/25/22 10:50:47 PM
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I thought you were fucking with me, then I googled it...

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Nerevar791
06/25/22 10:52:22 PM
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This was definitely some writers fetish right

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LinkDaLunatic
06/25/22 10:58:45 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
This was definitely some writers fetish right
100% chance

Kitt posted...
I thought you were fucking with me, then I googled it...
i didn't believe it either when i saw it on /co/. yet it's real.
originally it was straight up just "she poops ice cream"
but later he retconned that to be "there's a portal to an ice cream universe in her bum that she can use to poop ice cream" which is just "she poops ice cream" with extra steps

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cjsdowg
06/25/22 11:01:19 PM
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Was she made in reply to two girls one cup ?

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Kim_Seong-a
06/25/22 11:05:09 PM
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Suddenly "Arm Fall Off Boy" doesnt sound so silly

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Kitt
06/25/22 11:08:51 PM
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In reading up on this character, I found out about another ice-cream themed mutant named Eyes-Scream:

Eye-Scream was a mutant who felt ridiculous due to the X-Men's fantastic abilities. He heard of their Danger Room through the mutant community, and intended to destroy them.
He tried to infiltrate the Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters on the same day as the birthday party Professor X was organizing for Kitty Pryde (having hired Obnoxio the Clown).
Eye-Scream was detected by Xavier on Cerebro, but the signal seemingly over-loaded the device, which exploded, knocking the professor unconscious and causing most of their alarms to activate on Obnoxio who was at the door. This confusion allowed Eye-Scream to enter the Mansion and the Danger Room unseen, by turning into ice-cream.
From there, he witnessed Obnoxio and the X-Men fighting in the Danger Room and was impressed by the clown's ability to repel the entire team on his own. Consequently, Eye-Scream decided to kill Obnoxio as well, using the Danger Room tools to take him into another chamber.
Xavier regained consciousness from the Cerebro overload and managed to lower the temperature of the Danger Room control booth where Eye-Scream was hiding. As a frozen block of ice cream, Obnoxio decorated Eye-Scream as a sundae and took his leave without working Kitty's birthday.
Comicbooks are dumb as hell...

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KnightofShikari
06/25/22 11:15:01 PM
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what flavor?

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cjsdowg
06/25/22 11:21:18 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
what flavor?

I am guessing Chocolate

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LinkDaLunatic
06/25/22 11:29:01 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Was she made in reply to two girls one cup ?
Would be an excellent interview question after her live-action debut in the MCU

KnightofShikari posted...
what flavor?
according to her creator she can make any flavor and one character who tried it said it was the best he'd ever had
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Legato-and-Vash
06/25/22 11:56:27 PM
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Kitt posted...
I thought you were fucking with me, then I googled it...
This

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MarcoRubio
06/26/22 12:00:08 AM
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Let's make some soup!

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FortuneCookie
06/26/22 12:02:12 AM
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This doesn't even count as a thinly disguised fetish. This illustrator looked the publisher in the eye and said, "I like poop."

<_<
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The X Dawg
06/26/22 12:03:17 AM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
There is always the early 2000s blunder of Maggot! His stomach mutated into two huge maggots that eat for him and then burrow back into his stomach to feed him.

Gross and weird at the same time!


https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/product/variationdetails/191710?utm_source=google&utm_medium=opla&utm_term=MAR-191710
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Smashingpmkns
06/26/22 12:03:30 AM
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Dream girl

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DD Divine
06/26/22 12:22:15 AM
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Does she poop regular too or can she make ice cream on demand

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Verdekal
06/26/22 12:25:04 AM
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One Girl Two Cups.

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bigtiggie23
06/26/22 12:29:04 AM
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This would be one instance where the actual movie is more graphic than the porn parody.

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Mistere Man
06/26/22 12:32:41 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1UBnkXEC0

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Bloodmoon77
06/26/22 12:32:59 AM
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Hidden fetish unlocked

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Noumas
06/26/22 1:00:43 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1UBnkXEC0
What the fuck what the fuck what the actual fuck
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cjsdowg
06/26/22 1:24:32 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1UBnkXEC0

What in the hell. Him feeding it to children was just wrong.

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Tenaku
06/26/22 1:24:45 AM
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What does she eat?

Go ahead, you can tell me. I'm prepared.
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TendoDRM
06/26/22 1:26:09 AM
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I read up on that Obnoxio character, too. His origin story reads like a fever dream.

Obnoxio was born to two unrevealed parents, his father walked about before his birth and mother quickly abandoned min by locking him inside a chest and dropping him in a frozen lake. He went to live with his aunt in Kansas alongside his cousin Dorothy and her dog Toto, whom Obnoxio grew to despise. During his infancy he began to develop his clown look, which would remain unchanged throughout his life. During a big storm, Obnoxio left and never saw his family again. He briefly worked as a Nebraska senator before they discovered he lied about his age, enrolled in Clown school but finished bottom of his class. he began working odd jobs, including as a doorman to a homeless shelter among others. Having nothing to his name, he considered ending it all until he was approached by Stan Lee who offered him a job work for Marvel on Crazy Magazine.[2] During this time he also ran for President of the United States on a platform that included a Fat Tax and making all the unemployed run for office to give a job of doing nothing. However, it is presumed to ultimately be unsuccessful.

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specialkid8
06/26/22 1:32:01 AM
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The perfect girl

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Flauros
06/26/22 1:33:14 AM
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Are these some weird one off characters that are just kinda there? Or is it a squirrel girl thing where they can off panel gods like its nothing?

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Umbreon
06/26/22 1:35:23 AM
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Someone had to low row when getting mutant powers I suppose.

Could be much worse though. Some poor kid's power was 'Kill all organic matter within a radius' apparently.

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cjsdowg
06/26/22 1:36:46 AM
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Obnoxio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tev_F4w-1kc

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PMarth2002
06/26/22 1:38:46 AM
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Well that's better than the guy's who's power is that he can self-destruct without any sort of healing factor.

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RetroGamer68
06/26/22 1:44:27 AM
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Eye-Scream
His mutant power is an ability to transform himself into any ice cream flavor.

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Ricemills
06/26/22 1:44:45 AM
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i have one question.

why?

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008Zulu
06/26/22 1:45:46 AM
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So, is it just the one flavour?

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Zikten
06/26/22 1:59:25 AM
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Ricemills posted...
i have one question.

why?

When comics are around since the late 30s, and you have millions of issues, and thousands of people working on the stories, every once in a while, you get some weird stuff find its way in
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FL81
06/26/22 2:03:38 AM
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darkmaian23
06/26/22 2:30:02 AM
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Zikten posted...
When comics are around since the late 30s, and you have millions of issues, and thousands of people working on the stories, every once in a while, you get some weird stuff find its way in
Actually, the question is perfectly valid. Someone read what was written, and drew it, and possibly still another inked it and colored it. Nobody asked what the hell was going on? The editor didn't? Nobody said anything about the frankly unbelievably weird ice cream poop fetish? I can buy this existing if it were entirely independently made, but to have been produced by comics company with more than one person in it? No way.

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008Zulu
06/26/22 2:42:54 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
31 flavors. Regular chocolate, choco-vanilla swirl, mint chocolate, Cherry Garcia, peanuts & corn. Popular at Sunday school though until the incident. Talk 'bout a rocky road, huh.
So she's like Baskin-Robbins, only more hygienic?

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kingdrake2
06/26/22 3:03:40 AM
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Tenaku posted...
What does she eat?


chocolate ass cream.

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Ricemills
06/26/22 3:07:36 AM
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008Zulu posted...
So, is it just the one flavour?

she can re-create any of the existing ice cream flavor. Forge tasted it once, and he said it was the best ive cream he ever had.

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pegusus123456
06/26/22 3:13:29 AM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Actually, the question is perfectly valid. Someone read what was written, and drew it, and possibly still another inked it and colored it. Nobody asked what the hell was going on? The editor didn't?
I did some googling and the answer is that she's just a joke character. Her only real appearance is this:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/2/AAGadeAADYkW.jpg

She's canon only because a character named Forge mentions that someone on Krakoa makes ice cream. It's the best damn ice cream he's ever had. And that's why she and others like her will need combat mech suits.

TendoDRM posted...
I read up on that Obnoxio character, too. His origin story reads like a fever dream.
Looked him up too. He was the mascot for a series called Crazy, Marvel's version of Cracked or Mad Magazine. The storyline where he fights the X-Men is a oneshot specifically about him fighting the X-Men, so I imagine it's not meant to be taken seriously either.

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Smackems
06/26/22 3:18:49 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe1UBnkXEC0
I have a squatty potty

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TomClark
06/26/22 4:22:02 AM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
solo movie when

There'll be a Disney Plus series by next Christmas.

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LinkDaLunatic
06/26/22 7:15:52 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
This doesn't even count as a thinly disguised fetish. This illustrator looked the publisher in the eye and said, "I like poop."

<_<
i feel like this character was born from the mind of a guy who struggles to cope with the fact that girls poop
DD Divine posted...
Does she poop regular too or can she make ice cream on demand
Tenaku posted...
What does she eat?

Go ahead, you can tell me. I'm prepared.
her creator never mentioned her diet, but he did specifically state she does not ever poop normal poops. ever. her booty is a clean pristine ice-cream machine
Ricemills posted...
i have one question.

why?
because other people touch themselves at night.
008Zulu posted...
So, is it just the one flavour?
she can make any flavor. i would assume she just has to taste it to know what it's like and then she can recreate it. but how does she tell her butt what flavors to make, you ask? ... magic! she ain't gotta explain shit. not even her own.
TomClark posted...
There'll be a Disney Plus series by next Christmas.
fuck yeah dude. i cancelled my sub after obi-wan but i would def subscribe again
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