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TopicBoard 8 Ranks the ABCs of Death [RANKINGS + next project poll]
plasmabeam
06/09/22 12:29:31 PM
#284:


Johnbobb posted...
28. N is for Nexus

Suprak
Man, you almost forgot how bad amateur acting can be in the second movie. Like, it was front and center in the first one but somehow here, things feel more competent. N is for Nexus helps to remind you that bad actors still exist, and theyre still here to ruin film and eveythign you hold dear. This whole cast is atrocious and the dad at the end who loses his kid reacts like someone just told him that they dont have Coke and is Pepsi ok. This is also some of the worst camera work in the second movie. I have no clue why the the one guy is filmed with the camera pointing directly towards him from his waist, but either that was the director and he didnt trust any one else with the camera or the director had just done some bath salts that were left over from M is for Masticate and thought this was a good idea. Every single shot in this is bad. Its impressive. Every single shot is worse than what you could do right now. Yes, you! You reading this. Do you want to be a director? This film should inspire you because youd do a better job than this guy. Im not even sure this guy is a director I half suspect he collected the $5000 just so he could film a girl he liked topless and then realized he was going to jail for fraud if he didnt tack something on at the end of it. The only slightly clever thing is the word search is the answer for what the letter N is, but thats the only thing. The entire short is entirely predicatable as soon as Frankenstein steps outside, and you have a couple of minutes of dialogue you dont want to hear from actors you dont want to watch just to see the thing that was telegraphed for you as soon as the short started.

This was easily my favorite write up so far. I was in stitches after the Coke/Pepsi remark and in tears after the bath salts one. Well done, sir. Somehow you made me laugh harder than the actual short.

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