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31. F is for Fart
Created by: Noboru Iguchi
Best known for: Karate-Robo Zaborgar, Zombie Ass, and a bunch of porn
Score: 280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVPW6x-u52U

TomNook: 7
John: 10
Karo: 10
jcgamer: 12
Snake: 20
Suprak: 22
plasma: 47
mythiot: 49
Raka: 51
Inviso: 52

Tom
Without a doubt, one of the stupidest things you'll see. This short has had a legacy for years, showing up in plenty of internet memes. This gets a benefit for being one of the most memorable ones, even though it is absolutely dumb as fuck. But for a compilation film like this, standing out is perfectly acceptable, and these are the kinds of things that stick with you years to come. The director, Noboru Iguchi, has a history of making garbage like this, and you should definitely watch it. His magnum opus is a feature length film called Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead. If for whatever reason you decide not to watch (don't know why you wouldn't), I will tell you the plot of it. It's a movie about a girl who's sister killed herself because she farted in public, so now the main girl is afraid of ever farting. Jump to the present, and there is a weird strain of a parasite that really messes with people's stomach and gives them cramps and bloating and gas. The parasite will also physically come out of people's mouths or butts, and it eats the brains and kills them (sometimes their head explodes) or mind controls them basically turning them into zombies. There is a good portion of movie where they are battling people infected with these and then during the climax the main girl puts her fear aside, and uses her excessive gas to finally fart, and she uses it as a jetpack to fly around while fighting the queen parasite in the air. But Fart was certainly something too. So stinky.

John
by no comparison, there is not a single short more unforgettable on either anthology, or probably any horror anthology, as F is for Fart. A lot of these shorts are stupid, or toilet-humored, but nobody had as distinct and unwavering of a vision of what they wanted their film to be as Noboru Iguchi, who would just one year later move on to direct something called Gothic Lolita Battle Bear.

Karo
Uh, this segment. So hey, do you like your anime school drama with a side of flatulent schoolgirls? Then this may be for you.
There's just something so absurd about the situation and the serious manner in which the story handles it. I have to give props to the actresses for being able to say all the lines without breaking out laughing. It is definitely elevated far beyond the juvenile base concept.

jcgamer
Hahahahahahaha wtf. A sick person made this. Thanks, Japan.

Snake
Haha, fart funny. The quintessential ABCs of Death short, love it or hate it

Suprak
I dont know where the hell to rank this one. On the plus side, this was the point where I watched it at the party that everyone became fully invested because it was like oh were dealing with crazy stuff arent we. At the same time though, I feel like this director was maybe just really into farts and when he got $5000 he was like ok cool now to get women to fart on camera for me like I always wanted. We have some people that try to tell some semi-serious and semi-scary story, and this one is just like what if a girl farts and then another girl smells in and then she gets sucked into the girls butt. It is so weird and dumb that it cycles back around to borderline enjoyability and this was absolutely the one that got the biggest laughs at the party where I first watched it. Watching it a second time without the benefit of friends and alcohol though, it comes across less crazy and more creepy. Like you just know Asian lesbian schoolgirl fart is in this directors search history somewhere and it blunts the humor a bit for me.

plasma
Great Scott, Marty! What did I just watch?
In the wake of a gas-based apocalypse, a school girl chooses to die via a particularly vigorous fart coming from her teacher Miss Yumi. The fart has hallucinogenic qualities (not to mention atrocious special effects) and it sends the school girl into a trippy world of student-teacher lust while Persona-esque music plays in the background.
Obviously, this short is fucked up beyond comprehesion, and Im blessed that nobody walked by while I was watching thisI dont know how I could explain myself to a passerby. Anyway, I initially thought I would be ranking this one dead last, but others stories that followed managed to out-stink it. At least this one gets points for being bizarre. F

Raka
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS FETISH FILM HERE, Well, trying to be more objective, I like the acting and the music isn't the worst. So uh yeah, that's something. But it lost a lot of points due to just the subject matter.

Inviso
This was one of the dumbest, creepiest, and grossest things Ive ever watchedbut not even in a horror movie way. Of COURSE this is some weird-ass Japanese fetish porn too.