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Hey all! Part 2 of this shit show. If you want to see Part 1 and all my summaries before that, check it out here: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/79993106

DAY 16

First things first: Amber Heard dressed in a Dr. Evil fit. Look it up.

Second, they added on another hour for the rest of the trial so fffffffff that.

So you know how the Judge says during every break to anyone giving testimony "Hey remember you're under oath. Don't talk to your attorneys during this"? And that apparently the Judge issued an Order for Amber to not talk to her attorneys during the break?

Well she talked to her attorneys. lol Not a big deal in the scheme of things and they won't get in trouble but they immediately start off by saying "Wait hold on, let's start correcting and retconning things!" They "correct" the timeline of things. See, she just wanted to believe she was never hit for the first time so soon in her relationship because she loved Johnny so much! Like these corrections are absolutely absurd and it's just egregious and obvious. You want to know how much they talked? Online people said she was lying about never using a guitar and they had a line of questions to say she only POSED with a guitar. Who gives a shit why? lol

I'm not going to bring it up unless it's particularly interesting, but Camille once again demolished Elaine and Amber on objections. Just obliterating them. Even the Judge is sick of this.

COUCH is their safe word. It meant they were going to have a truce in the argument and they would sit on the couch and talk things through. I just like it because of her shrieking COUCH in the one recording just being her way to de-escalate things.

They show pictures of cuts on her forearm, uniformly sliced, and claims they were from her being sliced by glass in Australia.

And they just keep correcting things like wtf why is this happening. It's barely even worth bringing up what they're correcting. They're just getting in front of a lot of things people point out like "Hey why are you not hurt at all but Johnny is standing beside you with bruises all over you?" Like I can't be fucked to even keep pointing it out because they're all really just absurd.

Back in the timeline of things, they play the clip of her calling him a baby and admitting to hitting him and she tried to spin it as her just informing him that if he gets physical then she might need to and that he's just being a baby by attacking her! It was absolutely fucking insane and I refuse to believe anyone in the jury bought into that.

Amber and Elaine tried VERY hard to say that Johnny was always hallucinating like a crazy person and it got objected into oblivion and even the Judge was fucking over it.

They show the TMZ clip of him slamming cabinets again and she claims how SCARED she was, so she needed to film it in case something happened, when she's smirking during it and he actively walks away from her. Truly, horrified.

She claims that the only reason she threw Johnny's phone out the window during the birthday fight was because he did it first. And that he was grabbing her by the you-know-what again and taunting her and saying a bunch of sinister stuff.

She claims it was so very obviously their dog who pooped in the bed, claiming that they didn't want him to poop on the floor??? And that she does NOT find it funny and just outright claiming Sterling Jenkins was lying when she admitted it. Just insanity.

They go to the first break of the day and I'll take the moment to talk about how Amber's new PR guy is conspicuously absent today. For those who don't know, she fired her old PR team (that literally did PR for Barack Obama), and I would assume he's also been fired or something too, largely in part to some drama. The man was outed as being a sex pest forcing himself on women and creeping on people on dating apps, and getting fired from two old PR firms for this same thing. There's a big article about it you can look up, but fuck that guy.

We come back and Amber immediately throws her personal nurse under the bus and says that she just fucking lied about a "high-profile male acquaintance" being there, among other things. That's where we're at now. Just claiming the nurse is lying about things Amber directly told her. Like guys, she was never addicted to cocaine and liquor, and that she's never had a history of various disorders WHICH SHE PUT IN THERE BECAUSE AMBER TOLD HER. This is actually insane that we're going with this.

So the night that the cops went to check in on Amber, she said Johnny spoke with scientists that performed a DNA sample on her shit to prove it was her shit on the bed. She maintains that she would never do that and she says eventually claims she called her friend iO to simply explain to Johnny that she wouldn't shit in the bed, that's all. Not to mock him. And she claims that he said a bunch of anti-LGBTQ terms to iO. Keep in mind that iO will also not be testifying at court as a witness. And apparently Johnny also threw the phone at her face and eye. She was sitting on a couch for the entire time btw, somehow. He hits her on the head and tears at her hair and told her that he wanted to see how badly he hurt her. And then starts punching her again and yanking her around the room. Rocky comes in and Johnny drops her before she gets there. Amber somehow gets there on the couch again and Rocky is PROTECTING HER. And then he's screaming at her to get up and then she tells something specifically to Jerry Judge who is dead who she claims is the only one there. Josh, Rocky's boyfriend, also came to help after. Rocky and Josh are also not testifying as witnesses here on Amber's behalf.

And then they show a bunch of pictures with her having mild redness, like she was crying or used a bit of blush. Definitely not someone who got smashed in the face by a phone. And then the other evidence are pictures she took of shit in her apartment broken. The pictures of her face right here are like, the best evidence she's had this whole entire testimony. But you have cops saying she didn't seem like she was abused. The pictures are all varying levels of redness like she tried to stage for the best one. And then there are different necklaces in each picture. Her eye was okay after being smashed with the phone as well.

Anyway, Amber calls the police liars too and claims that the one said she knew she was hurt. She maintained she didn't say anything to the police, but she did it to protect Johnny, because of course. Prediction: On cross she'll be asked if she thinks it's noble to lie about something your partner did to protect them, and then they'll bring up how Johnny lied to protect her when she blew off his finger with a bottle.

And then she gets overly emotional for the first time today discussing why she was going to divorce Johnny even though she loved him but she knew she needed to and it's excruciating. She didn't get emotional after he beats the shit out of her again and this situation which caused her to decide they need to divorce, but suddenly she amps it up when she talks about divorcing him and about how she needed her locks changed. It's just so absurd at this point. And she was also emotional over the paparazzi swarming her when she got her restraining order.

She says that she has to have foundation and sunblock at all times because her skin is so sensitive (but you see her skin isn't sensitive enough to bruise and be seen). Amber claimed she NEVER leaves without make-up on because she doesn't want paparazzi to see her. You know, except for that time when she gets a restraining order. But that's coincidentally the ONLY time.