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The first public speaking / emcee thing i ever did it was in front of 13k people and I showed up early, asked them repeatedly about any requirements or sponsor stuff I might have to do, and got told there was nothing just do the short script I made, introduce buddy and gtfo.

Then suddenly the minute I was going up on stage they handed me this huge long thing of bullet points about a raffle and some charity auction and the spca and a buncha sponsor notes that id never seen before and long story short I totally know what that dude was going through.

I mean I hid my emotions way better, but having to suddenly ad libbing this long list of shit when I was already shit scared being in front of all those people was horrible and I wasn't very good.

Plus it was way too long. People wanted the headliner on stage not my stupid ass and these people pretty much fucked me. Lol.

Near the end some dude was like "no ones hear to see you!!!!" And I had to just stop everything for a good 5 seconds to get it together and not flying elbow drop the dick from off the stage.

As fucking if I was talking about all that shit cause I wanted to ffs. Fuck that guy. Hes probly 60 now and I'd still kick his ass if I could.

Also 5 seconds doesn't sound like much but when you're frozen and dead silent in front of a big crowd its a lifetime. Especially when you trying to get a grip enough to not flying drop kick some dick and lose your job and go to jail or get shit kicked by the crowd. Lol.