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-Truth is out there on commentary for the next match! There's a UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY per Dario Cueto, but he keeps getting it wrong, so the announcers fill us in: it'll be six men (some of whom already wrestled, oh well) and the winner gets a title shot at Bang! Per the Night of Champions stipulation, only previous champions may challenge for each belt, so the shot granted depends on the winner!

-UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY BATTLE ROYALE: Mario (World), Cena (World), Bison (UCA), David (UCA), Sultan (Hardcore), and Maniac (Hardcore)
Hey, Mario is back from injury, neat! He actually seems to be the favorite, as Cena is distracted by Truth's presence and the other four lads have already wrestled tonight. Maniac and Bison recognize this and team up on him! Mario gets doubleteamed, but not eliminated....and he fights back and actually winds up tossing Bison! David and Sultan brawl back and forth for a while....until the rest of the field jumps in and helps eject Sultan! Having led the reinforcements, Cena turns on david, tossing him. Maniac goes after Mario again, but Mario just leverages him over the top. It's down to Cena v. Mario for a world title shot! They brawl back and forth....Cena gets the upper hand and gets Mario up for the AA over the top! Truth hops up and starts jaw-jacking with Cena.....and Mario slips out the back, dropkicking the distracted Cena over the top! Mario is going to Night of Champions! That probably should've been our main event!

Bowser is shown laughing backstage at Cena's gullibility.

Match: @eaedwards6400 w/Time Cops v. Zangief
Eaed is fired up after being snubbed for the Unique Opportunity, and Zangief is on a roll after hellmurdering Liv. Zangief gets a bit ambitious, wasting time picking a fight with the Time Cops on the outside when he should be going for the pin! Eaed takes him out with a dive! Few more moves on the outside, then Eaed rolls Zangief into the ring for a Future Shock and a win.

Ludwig invites Strife out to the ring for an interview. Strife is excited to have finally won a big match, and he ain't ever letting the MoT go. Kora shows up and tells Strife to back that up in the ring, because he wants that title back! A staredown turns into a shoving match, turns into a fight. The relatively fresh Kora gets the better of it, and Strife is knocked out of the ring to Ludwig's entertainment.

John Carmack is here! If there's anything he appreciates, it's a good classic, and Rocky Balboa has been criminally underused in B8WL! He has spearheaded a virtual campaign to make this title shot....reality!

UCA Title: Bang (c) v. Rocky
Slobberknocker. Bang doesn't show much in the way of fatigue from her recent belt-juggling schedule, and Rocky is hungry to seize his chance! The fight spills out to the outside....and both are having too much fun to get back in for the count! It's a double countout! No joy for Rocky, but at least he held his own!

@IhatethisCPU
Maniac is visiting Liv in the hospital. She's gonna be out for a little bit, but she'll get there. Maniac seems generally concerned for his stablemate....now's our chance for an all out attack! Panth and the Phantom Thieves have stalked Maniac to the hospital, jumping him when his guard is down! Liv tries to help, but just gets slapped down as Panth and his pals mob the King! It looks like Maniac has chosen his side in the Knights schism, and it looks like Panth has chosen to be a spiteful coward!

-Match: @ScareChan and @MajinZidane v. YMD (Goldberg and Iskandar) w/Waver
The Fellowship had to face a random pairing of heels, so it's only fair that Goldberg and Iskandar have to face the sidekick alliance here. Scare and Boko do just fine for themselves against the monster heels, actually. But Waver gets involved, there's a ref bump, and shenanigans are afoot. Mario runs in to even the numbers for Boko, but Bang runs down and rouses the ref....who disqualifies Scare and Boko! That could've been a big win for them, but the heels take it by DQ this time.