LogFAQs > #958470622

Hey, it wrote a song.
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Yo momma so fat, she didnt fit in the truck
She gave birth to you while standing up
She said its cause Im fat, but my daddy said I was too lazy
And I still need to work on changing my ways
(I still need to work on changing my ways)
No more fat jokes, no more fat jokes

And youre gonna need to do what your momma needs you to do
And all that fattening up wont work if you dont have her love
She told you that shes gonna buy you that big house on the hill
You gotta remember when you move in
(Remember when you move in)
No more fat jokes, no more fat jokes

Now, if youre going to the store, you gotta make sure your momma can get out of the truck
No big-ass SUV, just make sure your momma can get her car in and out
I told your mama what I think about her getting that car
I told her that I dont want her getting too drunk
(I dont want her getting too drunk)
No more fat jokes, no more fat jokes

I tell you what, son, were not leaving this house until weve had this fat talk
Just talk to your momma and your mamas mama and your uncle Fred
Tell your brother Dont be a fat clown, tell your sister Stop stuffing your face
I see your daddy walking on the field, the sun is shining
Hes coming to check on his little fat clown
(Little fat clown)

No more fat jokes, no more fat jokes
No more fat jokes, no more fat jokes
No more fat jokes, no more fat jokes
(No more fat jokes)
(No more fat jokes)

Chorus:
I dont want to see you go to the doctor
I dont want you to get that heart surgery
Im gonna tell ya this just one time
I dont want to see you go to the hospital
I dont want you to feel sad when you lose a tooth
If you break a rib, a bone, or get injured
Im gonna tell ya this just one time
Dont be a fat clown
(Dont be a fat clown)
(Dont be a fat clown)
Dont be a fat clown
(Dont be a fat clown)
(Dont be a fat clown)

I told your daddy what I think about him getting that car
And I told him that I was ashamed to look at him
I told him that his wife was a whore and so is he
He was just a clown and thats what I meant
(Oh, youre just a clown)
(Youre just a clown)

Chorus:
I dont want to see you go to the doctor
I dont want you to get that heart surgery
Im gonna tell ya this just one time
I dont want to see you go to the hospital
I dont want you to feel sad when you lose a tooth
If you break a rib, a bone, or get injured
Im gonna tell ya this just one time
Dont be a fat clown
(Dont be a fat clown)
(Dont be a fat clown)
Dont be a fat clown
(Dont be a fat clown)
(Dont be a fat clown)

I told your daddy what I think about him getting that car
And I told him that I was ashamed to look at him
I told him that his wife was a whore and so is he
He was just a clown and thats what I meant
(Oh, youre just a clown)
(Youre just a clown)
(Youre just a clown)
(Youre just a clown)

Chorus

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