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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. I have sat here quietly while these bloodthirsty bastards have flown right over our heads, ignoring the warning lights, while we sat in the goddamn passenger seats. There has been enough killing. I am going to find out where we are going and do whatever it takes to kill the motherfucking snake! I'm putting an end to this!"

With that the man stood up and looked around the cabin to make sure no one had seen what he had just said. When he was sure that he was the only one in the cabin, the man with the shaved head walked to the front of the plane and grabbed the pilot by his shirt collar. He pulled the pilot towards the front of the plane and pushed him down into the cockpit. The man then leaned over the pilot and said, "Pilot, what are we doing?"

The pilot looked up at the man with the shaved head and said, "We are not sure, yet."

The man with the shaved head let go of the pilot and stepped back. He sat down in one of the two seats that were not in use. He said, "That pilot has been flying this plane for ten hours straight. He does not know where we are going. We are doing whatever we want. What do you want to do?"

The man with the shaved head leaned forward and asked, "Are you talking about killing the snake?"

"That's what I am talking about. We need to put an end to this. We need to end this so this never happens again. This snake, whatever the hell it is, needs to be killed. It cannot go on for much longer. It's time to end this nightmare. It's time to end this," the man with the shaved head stated, as he leaned back in his seat.

The man with the shaved head looked at the pilot and the co-pilot. He asked, "Will it work?"

The pilot replied, "We are not sure. This is not something that has ever happened before."

The man with the shaved head looked at the co-pilot and asked, "How far do you want to go with this thing?"

The co-pilot thought about the question for a few seconds and replied, "All the way."

"How will we do it?" the man with the shaved head asked.

The pilot replied, "You kill it with your bare hands. If that is what you want to do, we will help you."

The man with the shaved head thought about this for a few seconds and replied, "Are you sure about this?"

The pilot replied, "Yes. We will do whatever it takes to put an end to this."

The man with the shaved head thought about the pilot's comment for a few seconds and said, "All right. We are going to do this as quickly as we can and we are going to do it right. I want you to take the co-pilot and go to the back of the plane. Go up through the door there, and get into the back of the plane. Once you are in there, I am going to tell you what to do."

The pilot got up and walked to the back of the plane. He went up the stairs and got into the compartment where the co-pilot was sitting. He asked, "What are we going to do?"

The co-pilot replied, "There is only one way to do this, kill it. Do whatever it takes to do it, but I am not going to help you if you hesitate. This is a decision you have to make by yourself. You have to know what you are doing. Once you do this, I want you to get back into the cockpit. When you are ready, we will get this thing to go away."

The pilot looked at the co-pilot, nodded his head in the affirmative, and left the compartment. The man with the shaved head told him what he wanted to do. The pilot nodded his head. He told his co-pilot that he was going to get into the back of the plane and that he was going to open the door for him. He told his co-pilot to get ready. He opened the door and waited for the co-pilot to enter the compartment. He told his co-pilot to sit down and make sure no one sees him. He told his co-pilot that he was going to tell him what he was supposed to do. The pilot said, "All right."

He pointed to the co-pilot and said, "You can see for yourself what is in the bag. The door to the plane is shut. When I open it, you are to throw the bag on the bed."

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