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Walter and Johnny walked into a bar called the Nodern Lounge (which, in true 80s fashion, was a big neon sign in the middle of a big neon sign). The inside was a big, round bar filled with long, low tables. The bar itself looked like something you would expect to see on a spaceship and was completely un-frigging-believable. It was shaped like the inside of a giant sphere (maybe a space-shuttle, with the floor being the ground and the walls being the curved part of the interior) and was perfectly round. To the left of the bar were two large booths and three smaller tables. In the booths sat a group of characters who looked vaguely like they were from one of the 70s bands the bar had obviously ripped off. And at the front of the room was a trio of guys who looked like they were from the 70s too. At least, at first glance.

At least, at first glance. But even then, it wasn't too far off the mark.

I had been reading the _Guinness Book of World Records_. My old, dusty copy of it, now yellow with age and dog-eared pages, had found a home in a box of random detritus in the corner of my room. There was, in fact, a section on the 'World's Fastest Animals'. A long list of animals were given, and I was amazed to see that one of them the ostrich could be found in Pakistan, of all places. I had read about the creature in my copy of _The Book of Beasts_ that my grandmother had given me for Christmas one year, and though I remembered it as being very large, it hadn't quite been what I expected.

'An ostrich, from Pakistan,' I said to Danny.

'Is that right?'

'Yeah. You know, for eating.'

'And how fast

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