LogFAQs > #957037844

"Most likely to succeed" attached with every DoW/DoM job:

PLD: Tank most likely to throw a fit if a fight goes south yet remain to insult the party.
WAR: Tank most likely to be stoned/play as a blue DPS.
DRK: Tank most likely to be a glamourfiend/most likely to leave the party after first wipe.
GNB: Tank most likely to cause your WHM's hair to grey.

WHM: Healer most likely to intentionally Rescue someone to death.
SCH: Healer more likely to AFK in a non-current fight.
AST: Healer most likely to be someone who boosted after Heavensward for quicker queues and not have any clue how their buttons work.

M "Punished" NK: Most likely to have a victim complex, most likely to complain about tanks spinning in circles.
DRG: Most likely to be on the floor, second most likely to backflip to their death.
NIN: Most likely to be out-DPSed by range DPS if they come from overseas.
SAM: Most likely to use LB2 95% of the way to LB3.

BRD: Most likely to gain carpal tunnel (because holy shit this job hurts to play at 80.)
MCH: Most likely to gain Float in Endwalker, as their animations are literally "the floor is lava." Most likely to reminisce about the pain of uptime windows, even ahead of monk.
DNC: Most likely to partner with their EB'd healer instead of a DPS. Also most likely to be shirtless. Also most likely to be dressed in a Halloween costume six months out of season.

BLM: Most likely to screech at a healer for simultaneously rescueing them off guaranteed death and not getting healed from a death AoE.
SMN: Most likely to forget to smash utility buttons when robotically firing out the long rotation.
RDM: Most likely to burn LB3 to wipe the raid (please fucking STOP casting Verflashbang.) First most likely to backflip off a fight to their death.
BLU: Most likely to be dead in a city.


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