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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 22
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07/24/21 4:02:17 PM
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I guess I should mention Kaede's Girlfriendness, which is way more straightforward. Ultimate Pianist is a pretty strong waifu job. Its not quite as strong as doctor or Olympic athlete, but its very, very good. Thats gonna impress people, thats gonna be a reliable source of income, and thats not going to require endless time moving around away from home. I guess that does mean youll have to find room for a giant piano, though. I dont know, my apartment is only so large, and I can hear my neighbors cat run around next door. I can only assume that a huge ****ing piano is not going to be allowed. And thats not even considering how youd get a piano through the door. I legitimately dont think its possible, and even if it is, it would take up like a third of the non-bedroom. I guess my point here is that piano has to be the most expensive, impractical, and annoying musical instrument to take care of. Does someone who knows more about music than I do disagree? Like, near me, theres a harp store, where they have these like 5000-dollar harps in the window, and I look at them and think how are you still in business, who buys a giant harp, and pianos have to be a thousand times worse, right? But Im really just bull****ing you, if it comes down to it, I can find the room. This isnt even close to a dealbreaker.

In the end, like Chiaki, Kaede is perfectly-designed waifubait. Thats one of Danganronpas three greatest strengths: murder mysteries, a silly tone, and waifus. It always delivers on all of those things, but Kaede still stands out as one of the strongest waifus, designed by expert waifologists in a laboratory for this purpose. The hilarious thing is, like Chiaki being designed as the perfect waifu within the logic of the game itself, Kaede is also designed that way within the game itself. So, I think basically everyone can admit that Kaede's an extremely powerful waifu, not just in Danganronpa, but in the all-time Hall of Waifus.

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