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C) Beat up some guards and then disguise yourselves, and wander through the castle

"Alright Smore, so here's the plan. See those guards down there?" You point to a pair of guards sitting by a back door, all cozy on a table with food and drinks. They seem to be on lunch break. "We fuck em up and use their uniforms to sneak in. Then just follow my lead."

"We...fuck them?"

"No. That's code for, we beat them up."

"Affirmative, we are killing them."

You pinch the bridge of your nose. "Smore. We are just knocking them out. No killing. Got it?"

You're really directing that "no killing" thing to yourself more than anyone.

She nods. "Affirmative. Let's begin."

She swings you round and round, hammer-throwing you right into one of the guards.

Before the other guard could react, Smore crashes into her.

She looks around. No one else is around. She gives you a thumbs up with a blank face. "They appear to be unconscious."

You get up and adjust your robes. "Well I appear to have wanted a fucking warning. Get their robes already.

The two of you wear their uniforms on top of your current outfits. You then throw the underwear-clad guards into the bushes so no one sees them.

Although, the uniforms look to be a few sizes too small on you two. It looks more like a tunic rather than a robe.

She puts her hood up. This feels silly.

You also hide your face with your hood. Itll probably get sillier. You yank a piece of bread from the table and head into the backdoor.

She also grabs a piece of bread and follows suit.

Its fairly large inside, with polished stones for walls and small fountains indented in the walls. A lot of fountains actually.

Curiously, you lean over to drink from it.

Smore sees this and does the same with the fountain adjacent to yours.

Dudes, a guard says from behind, Are...are you guys drinking the Divine Waters?

You turn around quickly, still with water running down your mouth. Uh...we are--

Smore turns around casually and clears her throat. Thirsty.

The guard spaces out. Thats kinda fucked up--

You slap him into the wall, knocking him out. Alright, lets keep going.

She follows behind you. Should we not hide the body?

Honestly, I cant give enough of a shit anymore. Lets just get to the stupid Queen and get this over with.

You take a turn into a long hallway. So, whats your deal?

I dont understand the question.

That. Who the fuck talks like that.

She tilts her head. Mother has had no problems with my speech. She even praises me.

A nearby guard sees you and approaches you. Hey, theres word about an intruder here, have you seen--

You slap him outta the way. Your mother says all kinds of bullshit, alright? Like cmon, what has she said about me? I bet its wrong.

Another nearby guard saw your act and runs up to you. Hey, what the fuck--

Smore kicks his head into the wall. She has mentioned being friends with the most powerful Wizard in the land. Able to command mana as naturally as breathing. If that is indeed you, then I suppose my mother is wrong for once.

You end up at some winding stairs and climb it. Oh yeah? What makes you say that?

She sporadically moves her hands against the wall. To me, you are made of nothing but Chi. Not a single strand of mana covers your body. Also, I see someone positioned at the top of these stairs.

These stairs still have a ways to go, with the top nowhere in sight. You look over to her masked face, which has her open eyes peeking out. Well, your mother didnt skip out on training your mana vision. You saw that with your eyes open?

She tilts her head. Mana vision?

You sigh. Okay, nevermind, your mother sucks at this. The glowing strings and shit? Wasnt that what you saw?

She stumbles a bit on a stair step, then regains her footing after feeling the wall more. Thats all I ever see, sir Merlin. My mother has told me my eyes are different from human Wizards.

You reach the top, and as expected, a guard is there.

He turns around after hearing footsteps. Oh, are you patrolling? I heard some racket downstairs, did you see any--

You backhand his head. Wait, so, youre blind? Kinda?

Mother has not taught me that word.

You let out a long sigh and take a bite out of your bread. She taught you the word Fuck but not Blind?

She looks at her bread and bites it after you did. Mother has not taught me that word either. You have informed me it means beating someone up.

You sweat a bit. Right. Yes. Uh, dont ever tell your mother I taught you that.

Another guard approaches you. Hey--

You grab him by the throat. Hi. Is this the way to where they keep any Dragon Hearts?

He coughs. Uh...you mean the Great Heart of Wizard Atlanta?

Sure. Sounds like something youd call a Dragon Heart.

Yeah, its in the throne room, straight ahead. You guys new at this job?--

You chokeslam him into the ground. Thanks.

After a bit more walking, another guard approaches.

Smore grabs him by the throat. Hello. She then chokeslams him.

You scratch your beard. Why are you doing that.

She scratches her chin. Doing what?

That.

Mother told me to listen to you. You told me to follow your lead.

You massage your temples. Goddamn, youre like a golem.

She doesnt respond to that one.



You finally arrive at the doors of the throne room. You kick it open.

Inside, you see a small crowd of people lined up in front of a lady dressed in a sapphire-colored robe. Shes kneeled in front of one of them, who is lying down in a small pool of water.

A) Hey. So. Theres an intruder. You should all evacuate.
B) Ill make this quick. Hand over the Ice Dragon Heart.
C) Line up among the people while observing her actions

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